| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #195 | Crimboween memo | 45 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #564 | candy cane | 64 |
| #22 | chocolate spurs | 25 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #471 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #412 | gray bow tie | 17 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #121 | night-vision goggles | 10 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #418 | patent leather shoes | 16 |
| #479 | penguin thesaurus | 15 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #535 | probability potion | 57 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #753 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #174 | pygmy blowgun | 11 |
| #181 | razor-sharp can lid | 116 |
| #925 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 8 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #238 | spider web | 246 |
| #368 | spooky eggnog | 13 |
| #185 | spooky nuggets | 10 |
| #344 | spooky wad | 2 |
| #139 | stench nuggets | 24 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #142 | stuffed cocoabo | 198 |
| #813 | stuffed gray blob | 28 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 249 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |