| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #115 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 5 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #561 | CRIMBCO scrip | 350 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #305 | Crimboween memo | 29 |
| #1415 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #627 | Daffy Taffy | 45 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #813 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #636 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 5 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #374 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #1154 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 36 |
| #1297 | Rock Pops | 30 |
| #852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #181 | asbestos crossbow | 4 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #923 | candy cane | 38 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #672 | drywall axe | 17 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #661 | facsimile dictionary | 14 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #489 | fruitcake | 45 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #285 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 16 |
| #829 | giant pinky ring | 16 |
| #456 | gingerbread bugbear | 52 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1546 | grue egg | 16 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1312 | pail | 3 |
| #598 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #912 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #662 | spooky felt | 13 |
| #327 | spooky length of string | 36 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #676 | spooky wooden block | 10 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #319 | string of blue beads | 35 |
| #360 | string of green beads | 31 |
| #329 | string of red beads | 33 |
| #1003 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #400 | tooth | 10 |
| #1071 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #994 | toy crazy train | 7 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1607 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #1145 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |