| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #149 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 14 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1042 | Boss Bat britches | 12 |
| #117 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
| #552 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #54 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 21 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #37 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 21 |
| #1019 | brick | 29 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #99 | divine blowout | 425 |
| #99 | divine can of silly string | 466 |
| #187 | divine champagne flute | 77 |
| #146 | divine champagne popper | 71 |
| #151 | divine cracker | 87 |
| #97 | divine noisemaker | 453 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1070 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #114 | eye of newt | 148 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #987 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1185 | grue egg | 22 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #382 | pork elf goodies sack | 18 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #215 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #128 | salamander spleen | 136 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #341 | spooky bicycle chain | 7 |
| #333 | spooky cosmetics bag | 7 |
| #156 | squashed frog | 144 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1006 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #922 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #904 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |