| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #326 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #335 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #459 | clown hammer | 62 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #523 | fake hand | 53 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #652 | joybuzzer | 44 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #87 | oil shell | 1 |
| #2056 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #212 | open sauce | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #67 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #80 | plain snowcone | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #104 | pulled blue taffy | 1 |
| #105 | pulled green taffy | 1 |
| #89 | pulled indigo taffy | 1 |
| #93 | pulled red taffy | 1 |
| #113 | pulled violet taffy | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #47 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #170 | soap knife | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #116 | swamp lolly | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #82 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #533 | whoopie cushion | 59 |
| #633 | yellow snowcone | 52 |