| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #348 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 7 |
| #209 | Blood Light | 21 |
| #30 | Bloody Nora | 4 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbo Credit | 92 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #313 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 2 |
| #190 | Ecto-Cooler | 6 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #161 | Knob pasty | 3 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #439 | Silver Bullet beer | 3 |
| #223 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 72 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #470 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Thriller Ice | 7 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #284 | around the world | 6 |
| #775 | baconstone | 10 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #518 | banana | 8 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #152 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 7 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #579 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #862 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 3 |
| #943 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #781 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 5 |
| #832 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 4 |
| #800 | dusty bottle of Port | 5 |
| #683 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 8 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #830 | elven suicide capsule | 22 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #55 | gingerbread house | 9 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #73 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #619 | hamethyst | 13 |
| #1458 | handful of confetti | 26 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #1558 | herringcello | 10 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #2882 | laser-broiled pear | 3 |
| #161 | licorice garrote | 11 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #76 | marshmallow flambé | 6 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #677 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #70 | perfect cosmopolitan | 2 |
| #58 | perfect dark and stormy | 5 |
| #53 | perfect mimosa | 5 |
| #53 | perfect negroni | 5 |
| #53 | perfect old-fashioned | 5 |
| #50 | perfect paloma | 5 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #788 | porquoise | 9 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #271 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #121 | pumpkin beer | 7 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #57 | stinkwater | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #177 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #644 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #135 | warbear feasting bread | 4 |
| #87 | warbear feasting mead | 9 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #19 | warbear oil pan | 9 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |