| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #242 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #350 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 7 |
| #210 | Blood Light | 21 |
| #32 | Bloody Nora | 4 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #571 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #140 | Crimbo Credit | 92 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #312 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 2 |
| #192 | Ecto-Cooler | 6 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #390 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #162 | Knob pasty | 3 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #441 | Silver Bullet beer | 3 |
| #223 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 72 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #472 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #18 | Thriller Ice | 7 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #281 | around the world | 6 |
| #779 | baconstone | 10 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #518 | banana | 8 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #106 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #154 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 7 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #666 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #863 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 3 |
| #944 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #782 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 5 |
| #833 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 4 |
| #801 | dusty bottle of Port | 5 |
| #684 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 8 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #831 | elven suicide capsule | 22 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #54 | gingerbread house | 9 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #76 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #624 | hamethyst | 13 |
| #1463 | handful of confetti | 26 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1560 | herringcello | 10 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #548 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #2880 | laser-broiled pear | 3 |
| #160 | licorice garrote | 11 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #75 | marshmallow flambé | 6 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #71 | perfect cosmopolitan | 2 |
| #59 | perfect dark and stormy | 5 |
| #52 | perfect mimosa | 5 |
| #52 | perfect negroni | 5 |
| #52 | perfect old-fashioned | 5 |
| #49 | perfect paloma | 5 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #790 | porquoise | 9 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #272 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | pumpkin beer | 7 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1203 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #57 | stinkwater | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #178 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #648 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #136 | warbear feasting bread | 4 |
| #88 | warbear feasting mead | 9 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #19 | warbear oil pan | 9 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |