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| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1465 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 11 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #405 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
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| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1498 | Mad Train wine | 4 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
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| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
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| #473 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
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| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
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| #939 | baconstone | 8 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #177 | balaclava | 5 |
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| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
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| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
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| 🥉 | bubblewrap ore | 6,614 |
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| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #252 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #127 | clockwork key | 12 |
| #104 | coconut bikini top | 2 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #143 | disbelief suspenders | 9 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #1504 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
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| #102 | filthy hippy poncho | 6 |
| #240 | flange | 12 |
| #101 | floral print shirt | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
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| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
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| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
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| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #211 | kickback cookbook | 3 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #285 | length of string | 41 |
| #52 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 3 |
| #410 | loose teeth | 116 |
| #188 | los chinos | 3 |
| #271 | magical mystery juice | 40 |
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| #335 | pirate shirt | 5 |
| #1145 | porquoise | 5 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
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| #530 | rag doll | 4 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #92 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 5 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #588 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #111 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 3 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
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| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
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| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
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| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1056 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
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| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
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