| #327 | 4-ball | 15 |
| #403 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 27 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #92 | Bonerdagon necklace | 81 |
| #104 | Boss Bat britches | 98 |
| #101 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 3 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #349 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #207 | Imp Ale | 1,100 |
| #137 | Iron Beta of Industry | 70 |
| #43 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 144 |
| #39 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 145 |
| #45 | Knob Goblin perfume | 79 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #516 | Meleegra™ pills | 14 |
| #31 | Mer-kin darkbook | 3 |
| #123 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 54 |
| #160 | Orcish baseball cap | 27 |
| #125 | Orcish cargo shorts | 31 |
| #445 | Orcish frat-paddle | 4 |
| #88 | Spam Witch sammich | 771 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #366 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 11 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #143 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 23 |
| #630 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 8 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #337 | adder bladder | 20 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #198 | bat guano | 91 |
| #91 | batgut | 533 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #996 | box of sunshine | 244 |
| #13 | bronze handcuffs | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #24 | cat appendix | 404 |
| #48 | catgut | 439 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #395 | commemorative war stein | 40 |
| #22 | diamond-studded cane | 1,053 |
| #727 | disturbing fanfic | 82 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #5 | diving muff | 214 |
| #383 | duct tape | 99 |
| #59 | easter egg balloon | 160 |
| #465 | eye of newt | 15 |
| #396 | f3d0r4 | 15 |
| #144 | fat stacks of cash | 123 |
| #45 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 150 |
| #159 | flaming glowsticks | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #223 | flirtatious feather | 34 |
| #81 | furry fur | 2,504 |
| #18 | furry pants | 120 |
| #115 | giant pinky ring | 118 |
| #35 | glimmering great tit feather | 4 |
| #278 | gloomy black mushroom | 12 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #14 | gnatloaf | 27 |
| #48 | goth kid t-shirt | 106 |
| #65 | green glowstick | 14 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #252 | grue egg | 89 |
| #45 | hot pink lipstick | 25 |
| #1090 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 21 |
| #1043 | ice-cold Willer | 13 |
| #512 | ice-cold fotie | 31 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #66 | kick-ass kicks | 87 |
| #283 | love song of naughty innuendo | 4 |
| #21 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 2 |
| #135 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 23 |
| #59 | menudo ravioli | 21 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #132 | ninja mop | 19 |
| #25 | oily golden mushroom | 12 |
| #68 | oily mushroom wine | 7 |
| #75 | onion shurikens | 12 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #32 | personal massager | 1,000 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #207 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #132 | pr0n legs | 254 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #95 | pr0n taco | 6 |
| #90 | rat appendix | 200 |
| #320 | ratgut | 6 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #537 | salamander spleen | 11 |
| #37 | sleaze nuggets | 132 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #20 | sleaze wad | 1,069 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #458 | squashed frog | 19 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #186 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 169 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #13 | tawdry amethyst | 188 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #299 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 21 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #639 | white satin pants | 2 |
| #58 | witch hat | 11 |
| #130 | wolf mask | 356 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |