| #626 | 1-ball | 6 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #520 | 6-ball | 8 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #436 | 8-ball | 58 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #850 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 14 |
| #293 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #65 | Cerebral Crossbow | 5 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #757 | Crown of the Goblin King | 33 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1166 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #280 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #185 | antique greaves | 56 |
| #212 | antique helmet | 47 |
| #235 | antique shield | 39 |
| #190 | antique spear | 60 |
| #288 | asbestos crossbow | 2 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1554 | badass belt | 35 |
| #121 | bamboo bokuto | 2 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #801 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #730 | capacitor relay | 13 |
| #1180 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #222 | chrome sword | 4 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1096 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #355 | giant discarded bottlecap | 15 |
| #872 | giant discarded plastic fork | 10 |
| #448 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 10 |
| #631 | giant needle | 27 |
| #989 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #71 | grass skirt | 2 |
| #765 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #989 | grue egg | 27 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #402 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 7 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #89 | hippo whip | 2 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #656 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #1177 | ion grid | 6 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #137 | linoleum crossbow | 6 |
| #222 | linoleum sword | 4 |
| #755 | logic synthesizer | 11 |
| #476 | many-eyed glasses | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #754 | shiny ring | 32 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #6199 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #975 | tooth | 3 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |