| #623 | 1-ball | 6 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #515 | 6-ball | 8 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #433 | 8-ball | 58 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #847 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 14 |
| #294 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #65 | Cerebral Crossbow | 5 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #754 | Crown of the Goblin King | 33 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1168 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #277 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #185 | antique greaves | 56 |
| #211 | antique helmet | 47 |
| #235 | antique shield | 39 |
| #189 | antique spear | 60 |
| #288 | asbestos crossbow | 2 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1553 | badass belt | 35 |
| #120 | bamboo bokuto | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #800 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #731 | capacitor relay | 13 |
| #1179 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #220 | chrome sword | 4 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1095 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #85 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #352 | giant discarded bottlecap | 15 |
| #870 | giant discarded plastic fork | 10 |
| #448 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 10 |
| #630 | giant needle | 27 |
| #987 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #71 | grass skirt | 2 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #986 | grue egg | 27 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #402 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 7 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #88 | hippo whip | 2 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #137 | linoleum crossbow | 6 |
| #222 | linoleum sword | 4 |
| #756 | logic synthesizer | 11 |
| #476 | many-eyed glasses | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #755 | shiny ring | 32 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |