NeoPariah

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#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#934334 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#1867Imp Ale1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#111Knoll stir-fry1
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#2658Rock Pops1
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#237WA1
#1000Wand of Nagamar2
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#643asshat1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#5461badass belt4
#961barbed-wire fence1
#1046black pixel1
#1231blue pixel1
#1329bottle of gin1
#3305bottle of goofballs4
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#957bubbly potion1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#1660cheap toaster1
#664cherry1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#824chopsticks1
#985chrome ore1
#1284coconut shell1
#1139cog1
#777cold ninja mask1
#224cordial of concentration1
#1243cranberries1
#964dark potion1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#1628disassembled clover1
#1640doll house1
#1140dry noodles1
#952f3d0r41
#1000filthy corduroys1
#958fizzy potion1
#941flaming talons1
#619flange1
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#1456furry fur1
#604fuzzbump1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#615glass of goat's milk6
#145gnatwing earring1
#736gnauga hide1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#821goat beard1
#949goat cheese pizza1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#784gr8ps1
#773grapefruit1
#828grapes1
#1109green pixel1
#3897grue egg3
#1648hamethyst3
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#1194heavy D1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#861hellion cube1
#373henna tattoo1
#995herbs1
#605hermit permit1
#134hippo skin buckler1
#615icy katana hilt1
#739infernal insoles1
#499kickback cookbook1
#2060kite1
#1295lead necklace1
#206lead yo-yo1
#1233lemon1
#670leotarrrd1
#1007lihc eye1
#905lihc face1
#897lime1
#1025line1
#870linoleum ore1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#1453loose teeth1
#1220magical ice cubes1
#480margarita1
#1086marionette1
#666martini1
#498meat engine1
#983meat paste1
#1042meat stack1
#1087meat vortex1
#938milky potion1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#145moxie magnet1
#912murky potion1
#858ninja hot pants1
#628ninja mop1
#796olive1
#942orange1
#1171original G1
#1890oyster basket1
#1761pail1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#988papaya1
#914patchouli incense stick1
#2716pet rock1
#1171phonics down1
#1146photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#321pie crust1
#726pirate pelvis1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#2213porquoise1
#389potion of temporary gr8ness1
#988pr0n legs1
#1166probability potion1
#1187procrastination potion1
#1506ravioli hat1
#961razor-sharp can lid1
#515redrum1
#774reodorant1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#143rolling pin1
#1003ruby W1
#647rum and cola1
#884sabre teeth1
#683safarrri hat1
#855salty dog1
#589screwdriver1
#1295scroll of drastic healing1
#1113scrumptious reagent1
#1103seal tooth1
#388secret blend of herbs and spices1
#412serum of sarcasm1
#1414skeleton bone1
#943skeleton key1
#788skewer1
#1014smart skull1
#942smoky potion1
#803snowboarder pants1
#522soda water1
#1334soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#353spaghetti with Skullheads1
#138special sauce glove1
#1063spices1
#1159spider web1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#978spring2
#1057sprocket1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#853stalk of asparagus1
#1001star1
#310star buckler1
#919star chart1
#460star crossbow1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#309star staff1
#280star starfish1
#1825stolen accordion1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#888strawberry1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#766sucky decal1
#1224sunken chest1
#1296super-spiky hair gel1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#928swirly potion1
#811t8r tots1
#729tambourine bells1
#603tenderizing hammer1
#438tequila sunrise1
#1700tiny house1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#3157toast1
#1136tomato1
#2068top1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#107unrolling pin1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#466vodka martini1
#1099wad of dough1
#696wad of tofu1
#220whip kit1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#792white Canadian1
#1027white pixel1
#1245wolf mask1
#896worthless gewgaw1
#1042worthless knick-knack1
#784worthless trinket1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1046wussiness potion1
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#1736yeti fur1
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 268 items total!

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