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#55 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
#65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
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#196 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 10 |
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#138 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 5 |
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#717 | Crimbo fudge | 12 |
#551 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 18 |
#218 | Crimbo pie | 12 |
#135 | Divine | 7 |
#225 | Ecto-Cooler | 5 |
#14 | Flaming Knob | 11 |
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#111 | Gordon Bennett | 7 |
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#390 | Mad Train wine | 251 |
#224 | Mae West | 3 |
#104 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 75 |
#155 | Mon Tiki | 10 |
#69 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 2 |
#94 | Neuromancer | 11 |
#18 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 54 |
#319 | Ram's Face Lager | 94 |
#356 | Schrödinger's thermos | 50 |
#272 | Silver Bullet beer | 9 |
#170 | Supernova Champagne | 39 |
#659 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 7 |
#592 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 11 |
#571 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 12 |
#48 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 2 |
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#57 | White Hyborian | 5 |
#603 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 17 |
#189 | a little sump'm sump'm | 17 |
#70 | accidental cider | 49 |
#2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
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#216 | around the world | 10 |
#82 | artisanal limoncello | 12 |
#140 | backwoods screwdriver | 8 |
#135 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
#353 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
#284 | beer bomb | 102 |
#355 | beertini | 5 |
#340 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
#41 | berry-infused sake | 3 |
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#95 | black & tan | 70 |
#159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
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#86 | bloody mary | 34 |
#107 | boilermaker | 8 |
#26 | bone aperitif | 15 |
#263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
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#38 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 31 |
#24 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 109 |
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#59 | bottle of sake | 27 |
#52 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 142 |
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#144 | bungle in the jungle | 10 |
#29 | caipifruta | 12 |
#63 | calle de miel | 39 |
#352 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
#39 | can of Swiller | 161 |
#85 | can of franks 'n' beans | 3 |
#279 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 30 |
#676 | candied yams | 13 |
#831 | candy cane | 44 |
#337 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
#269 | candy knuckles | 7 |
#178 | candy skeleton | 3 |
#919 | candy stake | 7 |
#1241 | canteen of wine | 9 |
#353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
#557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
#1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#39 | citrus-infused sake | 3 |
#115 | cool mushroom wine | 2 |
#273 | corpse on the beach | 18 |
#218 | corpsebite | 1 |
#247 | corpsedriver | 20 |
#357 | corpsetini | 14 |
#316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
#481 | crazy little Turkish delight | 15 |
#182 | cream stout | 30 |
#56 | cruelty-free wine | 115 |
#55 | crystal skeleton vodka | 5 |
#28 | cup of primitive beer | 658 |
#237 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 6 |
#232 | cursed bottle of rum | 7 |
#17 | day-old beer | 120 |
#65 | dew yoana lei | 2 |
#38 | dew yoana salacious lei | 4 |
#163 | distilled fortified wine | 15 |
#345 | divine champagne flute | 13 |
#131 | dry martini | 6 |
#91 | dry vodka martini | 6 |
#248 | ducha de oro | 6 |
#95 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 217 |
#58 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 346 |
#57 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 346 |
#92 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 239 |
#63 | dusty bottle of Port | 351 |
#86 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 247 |
#339 | eggnog | 50 |
#1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
#1550 | elven cellocello | 12 |
#920 | elven moonshine | 8 |
#1064 | elven suicide capsule | 18 |
#192 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 18 |
#1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
#58 | festive sausage | 42 |
#177 | fine wine | 53 |
#186 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
#7 | flask of Amontillado | 70 |
#70 | flat mushroom wine | 3 |
#333 | flute of flat champagne | 20 |
#2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
#132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
#95 | fuzzbump | 52 |
#398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
#74 | gibson | 7 |
#216 | gimlet | 2 |
#73 | gin and tonic | 7 |
#320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
#3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
#1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
#682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
#268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
#305 | green beer | 49 |
#56 | green drunki-bear | 21 |
#87 | grog | 38 |
#415 | herbal stuffing | 19 |
#1296 | herringcello | 14 |
#53 | holiday cheese log | 42 |
#131 | horizontal tango | 16 |
#394 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 318 |
#342 | ice-cold Willer | 139 |
#227 | ice-cold fotie | 131 |
#866 | ice-cold six-pack | 3 |
#154 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
#720 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
#74 | jar of squeeze | 10 |
#1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
#203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
#82 | knob mushroom wine | 2 |
#93 | knoll mushroom wine | 2 |
#1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
#626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
#134 | lumbering jack | 3 |
#57 | lychee chuhai | 2 |
#239 | mandarina colada | 2 |
#83 | margarita | 41 |
#98 | marshmallow flambé | 5 |
#179 | martini | 24 |
#40 | melon-infused sake | 3 |
#52 | melted Jell-o shot | 111 |
#53 | mimosette | 11 |
#168 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 34 |
#67 | monkey wrench | 49 |
#79 | mulled cider | 25 |
#248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
#2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
#385 | nanite-infested eggnog | 12 |
#720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
#1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
#45 | natto-infused sake | 7 |
#102 | ocean motion | 30 |
#181 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
#63 | old-fashioned | 19 |
#353 | oozenog | 9 |
#16 | overpriced "imported" beer | 122 |
#93 | papaya sling | 23 |
#135 | papaya slung | 15 |
#29 | parisian cathouse | 15 |
#29 | pebblebräu | 5 |
#1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
#95 | perpendicular hula | 31 |
#235 | pink pony | 11 |
#21 | plain old beer | 123 |
#17 | plum wine | 121 |
#79 | pointy mushroom wine | 3 |
#81 | prussian cathouse | 17 |
#54 | pumpkin beer | 38 |
#218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
#50 | rabbit punch | 7 |
#48 | red drunki-bear | 21 |
#210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
#56 | redrum | 44 |
#111 | rockin' wagon | 24 |
#165 | roll in the hay | 25 |
#91 | rum and cola | 30 |
#292 | sake bomb | 64 |
#72 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
#77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
#147 | salinated mint julep | 4 |
#285 | salty dog | 51 |
#123 | salty slug | 15 |
#62 | sangria | 24 |
#57 | screwdiver | 2 |
#100 | screwdriver | 30 |
#90 | sham champagne | 5 |
#43 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 39 |
#35 | shot of flower schnapps | 91 |
#57 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 130 |
#46 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 15 |
#61 | shot of orange schnapps | 123 |
#35 | shot of peach schnapps | 21 |
#28 | shot of pear schnapps | 21 |
#35 | shot of rotgut | 42 |
#67 | shot of tomato schnapps | 114 |
#439 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
#195 | slap and tickle | 15 |
#134 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 136 |
#141 | slip 'n' slide | 17 |
#85 | slug of rum | 15 |
#92 | slug of shochu | 12 |
#107 | slug of vodka | 8 |
#146 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 121 |
#317 | soy cordial | 2 |
#5 | soyburger juice | 225 |
#270 | space jam | 1 |
#35 | spiced rum | 42 |
#166 | spooky eggnog | 23 |
#154 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
#1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#147 | stinky mushroom wine | 2 |
#90 | strawberry daiquiri | 60 |
#89 | strawberry wine | 28 |
#6295 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
#4246 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
#3169 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
#4834 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
#5812 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
#4894 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
#1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
#6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
#1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
#7022 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
#5825 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
#7023 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
#5304 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
#1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
#7030 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
#1921 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
#7046 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
#4741 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
#5811 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
#5738 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
#7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
#13 | sugar banana | 362 |
#14 | sugar cherry | 345 |
#10 | sugar lime | 300 |
#148 | tangarita | 3 |
#39 | teqiwila | 6 |
#194 | teqiwila slammer | 2 |
#203 | tequila grenade | 27 |
#98 | tequila sunrise | 27 |
#53 | tequila sunset | 12 |
#75 | tequila with training wheels | 22 |
#142 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 6 |
#53 | thistle wine | 126 |
#650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#1464 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
#759 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
#1484 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
#2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
#741 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
#890 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
#2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#842 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
#3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
#42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
#1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
#515 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#835 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
#2216 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
#221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#882 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
#621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
#1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
#2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#1099 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
#1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
#284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#2169 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
#1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
#1740 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
#611 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 7 |
#2171 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
#2164 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
#2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
#1448 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
#1474 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
#2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
#2141 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
#778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
#1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#741 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 5 |
#919 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
#1450 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
#875 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
#772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
#969 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#1441 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
#1747 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
#1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
#2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
#1267 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
#1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
#238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
#1428 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
#303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
#1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#1801 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
#8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
#1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
#2812 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
#244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#1458 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
#2804 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
#3365 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
#6143 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
#846 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
#1040 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
#742 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
#835 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
#1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
#750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
#953 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
#3949 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
#2200 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
#1480 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
#2147 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
#671 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 6 |
#768 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 5 |
#443 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 10 |
#989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#3969 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
#6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
#265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
#1488 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
#2769 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
#2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#2138 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
#2830 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
#1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
#1485 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
#3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
#3989 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
#3966 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
#3958 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
#2804 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
#1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#2165 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
#3312 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
#816 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
#2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
#427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
#666 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 6 |
#4795 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
#1245 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
#8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
#3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
#3838 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
#860 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
#8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
#1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#868 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 9 |
#4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
#710 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
#3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
#2177 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
#2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
#2784 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
#1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
#1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
#2765 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
#4901 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
#1783 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
#4865 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
#8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
#584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#1918 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
#3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
#226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#864 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
#2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
#314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
#930 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
#2764 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
#2108 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
#1767 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
#36 | tobiko-infused sake | 10 |
#266 | toe jam | 1 |
#376 | tofurkey gravy | 23 |
#369 | tofurkey leg | 23 |
#287 | tomato daiquiri | 5 |
#433 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
#269 | traffic jam | 1 |
#316 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
#377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
#125 | tropical swill | 1 |
#7 | used beer | 102 |
#134 | vodka and cranberry | 18 |
#92 | vodka and tonic | 3 |
#45 | vodka gibson | 7 |
#92 | vodka martini | 29 |
#200 | vodka stratocaster | 2 |
#46 | wasabi-infused sake | 8 |
#83 | whiskey and cola | 36 |
#46 | whiskey and soda | 30 |
#36 | whiskey bittersweet | 10 |
#89 | whiskey sour | 30 |
#188 | white Canadian | 19 |
#63 | white Xanadian | 10 |
#79 | white lightning | 307 |
#42 | wine spritzer | 30 |
#76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
#509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
#222 | yellow brick road | 4 |
#52 | yellow drunki-bear | 21 |
#60 | zmobie | 14 |