| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #100 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 10 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #59 | Neuromancer | 22 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #505 | ball | 12 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #771 | doll house | 5 |
| #238 | duck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1221 | eggnog | 10 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1711 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #528 | googly eye | 25 |
| #1195 | green beer | 6 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #131 | kite | 58 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1566 | length of string | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #166 | marionette | 10 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #778 | pet rock | 10 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #182 | rag doll | 11 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #287 | sock monkey | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #615 | stuffed doppelshifter | 20 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #441 | teddy bear | 15 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #368 | top | 12 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #195 | turtle pheromones | 21 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #501 | yo-yo | 60 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |