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| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #537 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #534 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1243 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #741 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1557 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1370 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #319 | Go-Wassail | 57 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #893 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #814 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1182 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 21 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #754 | Microplushie: Bropane | 5 |
| #749 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #642 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 7 |
| #789 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 5 |
| #680 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #755 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 6 |
| #763 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 3 |
| #672 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 7 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #60 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #485 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 21 |
| #533 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 16 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #511 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 18 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #287 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 45 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1150 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #859 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #250 | bottle of bubbles | 46 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #715 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #398 | empty agua de vida bottle | 497 |
| #1455 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #82 | fudgesicle | 6 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #695 | grue egg | 38 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #543 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #217 | jerky coins | 102 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #1426 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #842 | obsidian dagger | 21 |
| #1259 | old sweatpants | 22 |
| #551 | pack of pogs | 29 |
| #247 | pog #01 (spider) | 4 |
| #148 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 7 |
| #201 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 5 |
| #246 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 4 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #260 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #212 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 5 |
| #258 | pog #08 (hellion) | 4 |
| #265 | pog #09 (pirate) | 4 |
| #326 | pog #10 (hobo) | 3 |
| #261 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 4 |
| #439 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #439 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #146 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1288 | spectre scepter | 22 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #228 | throwing bone | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #597 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 7 |
| #424 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 7 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #229 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 18 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #356 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 12 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #274 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 16 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 16 |
| #402 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 6 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #250 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 17 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #232 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 19 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #536 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 8 |
| #532 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 8 |
| #479 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 9 |
| #401 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 11 |
| #358 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 12 |
| #488 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 9 |
| #398 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 11 |
| #264 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 16 |
| #395 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 11 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #347 | tiny plastic fire servant | 7 |
| #666 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 6 |
| #312 | tiny plastic moneybee | 14 |
| #446 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 10 |
| #358 | tiny plastic peacannon | 7 |
| #482 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 5 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 13 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #924 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1546 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #123 | wind-up meatcar | 94 |