| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #575 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1088 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1039 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #8 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #536 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 20 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #181 | around the world | 13 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #926 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #1290 | bottle of goofballs | 19 |
| #1336 | box of sunshine | 144 |
| #1721 | brick | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #381 | bunny liver | 15 |
| #1099 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1793 | candy cane | 15 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #65 | das boot | 2 |
| #1239 | disassembled clover | 6 |
| #1285 | duct tape | 12 |
| #913 | empty agua de vida bottle | 38 |
| #804 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #1914 | grue egg | 12 |
| #582 | heart necklace | 12 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #114 | hobo nickel | 2,721 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #703 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #11 | paperclip sproinger | 39 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #334 | personalized coffee mug | 206 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #813 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #565 | spectre scepter | 58 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #2666 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #2770 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1781 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #603 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #764 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #565 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #15 | wrench handle | 1 |