dudette

RankItemQuantity
#1742Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air1
#1867Imp Ale1
#1759Mad Train wine1
#672Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#204arrow'd heart balloon3
#769aspirin1
#2044ball1
#788beertini1
#1067bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#621bloody mary1
#1329bottle of gin1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#6720box of sunshine2
#1335boxed wine1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#535calle de miel1
#342can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce26
#675candied yams13
#201cool mushroom wine1
#160double daisy3
#266dry martini1
#214dry vodka martini1
#2834eggnog1
#256especially salty dog1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#23fancy chocolate59
#2393felt1
#880fine wine1
#322flaming mushroom wine1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#605fuzzbump1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#2658googly eye1
#549grog1
#1137herbal stuffing6
#1764ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1357ice-cold fotie1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#2061kite1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#1752length of string1
#480margarita1
#1087marionette1
#667martini1
#205miniature stuffed Goth Giant3
#502monkey wrench1
#530ocean motion1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#257old-fashioned1
#528papaya sling1
#620papaya slung1
#473perpendicular hula1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2716pet rock1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#1625pork elf goodies sack1
#489potted fern1
#1303rag doll1
#515redrum1
#495roll in the hay1
#647rum and cola1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#336sangria1
#308shot of flower schnapps1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#15skewer-mounted razor blade93
#547slap and tickle1
#1348sock monkey1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#374spiced rum1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#147stinky mushroom wine2
#699strawberry daiquiri1
#466strawberry wine1
#3200stuffed doppelshifter1
#954stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2643stuffing1
#2033teddy bear1
#438tequila sunrise1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#73tiny balloon knife8
#3116tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1656tiny plastic Cheshire bat11
#891tiny plastic Crimbo elf11
#392tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer24
#585tiny plastic Crimbo wreath6
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#798tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#405tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo8
#1348tiny plastic accordion thief4
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1204tiny plastic angry goat15
#1134tiny plastic baby gravy fairy16
#1838tiny plastic barrrnacle10
#475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar9
#1370tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball13
#967tiny plastic cocoabo18
#1194tiny plastic coffee pixie15
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1834tiny plastic fuzzy dice10
#1529tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick12
#2529tiny plastic ghuol whelp7
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1661tiny plastic grue11
#1834tiny plastic hermit3
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#2050tiny plastic howling balloon monkey9
#1046tiny plastic killer bee17
#1156tiny plastic leprechaun16
#1399tiny plastic levitating potato13
#1816tiny plastic mosquito10
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1346tiny plastic pastamancer4
#1832tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime10
#1815tiny plastic sauceror3
#1033tiny plastic seal clubber5
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2564tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton7
#813tiny plastic stab bat22
#1658tiny plastic star starfish11
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1273tiny plastic sweet nutcracker7
#1087tiny plastic turtle tamer5
#1013tofurkey gravy8
#933tofurkey leg9
#641tomato daiquiri1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#76tree skirt4
#1041tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#467vodka martini1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#415wine spritzer1
#1221wooden block1
#1045wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2366yo-yo1
#266zombie pineal gland17

Wow, that's 713 items total!

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