| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #204 | arrow'd heart balloon | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #343 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 26 |
| #675 | candied yams | 13 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #160 | double daisy | 3 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #211 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #23 | fancy chocolate | 59 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #205 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 3 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #305 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #15 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 93 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #146 | stinky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #73 | tiny balloon knife | 8 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #889 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 11 |
| #392 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 24 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #405 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 8 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1199 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #473 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 9 |
| #1364 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #962 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 18 |
| #1192 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 15 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1524 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic killer bee | 17 |
| #1152 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 16 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #812 | tiny plastic stab bat | 22 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1011 | tofurkey gravy | 8 |
| #931 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #77 | tree skirt | 4 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #265 | zombie pineal gland | 17 |