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| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #735 | Cloaca grenade | 16 |
| #1415 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1681 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1391 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #515 | Hippy Army MPE | 2 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #1358 | Rock Pops | 27 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1823 | Yummy Tummy bean | 51 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #860 | beer bomb | 3 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1365 | brick | 15 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1592 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1004 | dry noodles | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #967 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 3 |
| #189 | fairy gravy boat | 6 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #423 | ferret bait | 10 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #367 | forest tears | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #696 | funky dried mushroom | 2 |
| #661 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #594 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #441 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1016 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #683 | leathery bat skin | 2 |
| #1060 | length of string | 9 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1100 | phonics down | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #688 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #696 | scroll of pasta summoning | 12 |
| #829 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #396 | sk8board | 2 |
| #313 | skeleton key ring | 2 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #1412 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #500 | sucky decal | 3 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #433 | tequila grenade | 6 |
| #1538 | thin black candle | 2 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1063 | top | 4 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #779 | water pipe bomb | 8 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1055 | yo-yo | 17 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |