| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #733 | Cloaca grenade | 16 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1385 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #515 | Hippy Army MPE | 2 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #1360 | Rock Pops | 27 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1826 | Yummy Tummy bean | 51 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #857 | beer bomb | 3 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1363 | brick | 15 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #994 | dry noodles | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #964 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 3 |
| #189 | fairy gravy boat | 6 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #423 | ferret bait | 10 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #695 | funky dried mushroom | 2 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #440 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1015 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #683 | leathery bat skin | 2 |
| #1059 | length of string | 9 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1102 | phonics down | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #696 | scroll of pasta summoning | 12 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #395 | sk8board | 2 |
| #313 | skeleton key ring | 2 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #500 | sucky decal | 3 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #431 | tequila grenade | 6 |
| #1541 | thin black candle | 2 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #777 | water pipe bomb | 8 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1055 | yo-yo | 17 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |