| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #603 | baconstone | 13 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #5 | green beer | 1,896 |
| #575 | hamethyst | 14 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #448 | porquoise | 17 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #28 | saucepan | 4,403 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #11 | stone of eXtreme power | 3,009 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #62 | tiny plastic sword | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |