| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #1567 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #282 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2011 | Crimbuck | 39 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #1202 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #84 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #172 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #114 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 203 |
| #102 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 100 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #16 | asbestos helmet turtle | 14 |
| #3418 | badass belt | 12 |
| #128 | ballast turtle | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1015 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #111 | blue glowstick | 14 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #1833 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #105 | bottlecap turtle | 2 |
| #127 | box turtle | 3 |
| #38 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #33 | bunny liver | 288 |
| #41 | cardboard box turtle | 2 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #66 | chintzy turtle brooch | 16 |
| #210 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #38 | chrome helmet turtle | 14 |
| #31 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 52 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #1642 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #895 | empty agua de vida bottle | 42 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #382 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 104 |
| #846 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #423 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #33 | furry green earmuffs | 2 |
| #129 | furry green turtle | 2 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #22 | guard turtle collar | 61 |
| #12 | guard turtle shell | 256 |
| #2933 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #133 | helmet turtle | 828 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #151 | knobby helmet turtle | 2 |
| #36 | knobby kneepads | 2 |
| #20 | linoleum helmet turtle | 12 |
| #138 | magical mystery juice | 205 |
| #25 | meaty helmet turtle | 13 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #218 | memory of a G | 4 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #231 | memory of a T | 4 |
| #234 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 3 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1604 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #143 | old sweatpants | 494 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #664 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #293 | peppermint tailings | 26 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #414 | radium-flavored potato chips | 104 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #1021 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #788 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #120 | sewer turtle | 2 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #328 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #111 | snailmail bits | 3 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #42 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2048 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #149 | spider web | 408 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #53 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #31 | stone turtle | 6 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #82 | sugar shield | 11 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1519 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1202 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1268 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #2249 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1842 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #2522 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #1635 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1266 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #2611 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2034 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #529 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #37 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #71 | turtle pheromones | 104 |
| #88 | turtle totem | 895 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #49 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #29 | turtle wax helmet | 2 |
| #87 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #176 | turtlemail bits | 11 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #112 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #13 | turtling rod | 13 |
| #438 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #81 | wumpus hair | 27 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |