| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2007 | Crimbuck | 39 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #50 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #110 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 203 |
| #101 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 100 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #16 | asbestos helmet turtle | 14 |
| #3417 | badass belt | 12 |
| #128 | ballast turtle | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #111 | blue glowstick | 14 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #1831 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #105 | bottlecap turtle | 2 |
| #127 | box turtle | 3 |
| #37 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #31 | bunny liver | 288 |
| #41 | cardboard box turtle | 2 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #66 | chintzy turtle brooch | 16 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #38 | chrome helmet turtle | 14 |
| #31 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 52 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #894 | empty agua de vida bottle | 42 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #382 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 104 |
| #841 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #33 | furry green earmuffs | 2 |
| #129 | furry green turtle | 2 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #21 | guard turtle collar | 61 |
| #12 | guard turtle shell | 256 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #133 | helmet turtle | 828 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #150 | knobby helmet turtle | 2 |
| #36 | knobby kneepads | 2 |
| #20 | linoleum helmet turtle | 12 |
| #137 | magical mystery juice | 205 |
| #24 | meaty helmet turtle | 13 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #218 | memory of a G | 4 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #232 | memory of a T | 4 |
| #233 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 3 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #68 | oil pan | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #142 | old sweatpants | 494 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #291 | peppermint tailings | 26 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #414 | radium-flavored potato chips | 104 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #119 | sewer turtle | 2 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #319 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #111 | snailmail bits | 3 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2042 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #149 | spider web | 408 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #52 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #31 | stone turtle | 6 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #83 | sugar shield | 11 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1199 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1263 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #1525 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1260 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #527 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #38 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #71 | turtle pheromones | 104 |
| #88 | turtle totem | 895 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #29 | turtle wax helmet | 2 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #173 | turtlemail bits | 11 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #13 | turtling rod | 13 |
| #437 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #80 | wumpus hair | 27 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |