| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #108 | CRIMBCO scrip | 3,580 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #173 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 54 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #151 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #15 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 2 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #72 | crystalline cheer | 1,431 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #91 | donated candy | 200 |
| #41 | donated food | 661 |
| #799 | duct tape | 31 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1201 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3 |
| #501 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 60 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #581 | figurine of a cold seal | 7 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #76 | figurine of a slippery seal | 24 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #481 | filthy lucre | 80 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #43 | fried air | 115 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #856 | green clay bead | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #337 | pink clay bead | 40 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #559 | radium-flavored potato chips | 60 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #495 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 60 |