| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| š„ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| š„ | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #108 | CRIMBCO scrip | 3,580 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| š„ | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| š„ | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| š„ | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| š„ | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #488 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #3900 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #174 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 54 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| š„ | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #154 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 3 |
| š„ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| š„ | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #239 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| š„ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #15 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 2 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #7430 | badass belt | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #5027 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| š„ | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #1349 | club necklace | 5 |
| š„ | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #85 | crystalline cheer | 1,431 |
| #1596 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #93 | donated candy | 200 |
| #41 | donated food | 661 |
| #802 | duct tape | 31 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1205 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3 |
| #503 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 60 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #584 | figurine of a cold seal | 7 |
| #409 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #76 | figurine of a slippery seal | 24 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #481 | filthy lucre | 80 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #54 | fried air | 115 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| š„ | goo magnet | 1 |
| #863 | green clay bead | 3 |
| š„ | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| š„ | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5201 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2508 | heart necklace | 2 |
| š„ | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| š„ | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| š„ | laser cannon | 1 |
| š„ | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| š„ | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #601 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2221 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| š„ | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| š„ | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| š„ | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #342 | pink clay bead | 40 |
| š„ | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| š„ | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #635 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #560 | radium-flavored potato chips | 60 |
| š„ | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1731 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1021 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| š„ | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| š„ | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4159 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3611 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5294 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #4274 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4148 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4594 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| š„ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #1822 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #495 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 60 |