| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #90 | CSA fire-starting kit | 262 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #199 | Crimbuck | 3,837 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2269 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #850 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #12 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 2 |
| 🥉 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 5 |
| #7 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 3 |
| #6 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #349 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1015 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #1928 | box of sunshine | 73 |
| #509 | brick | 76 |
| #575 | burst hellseal brain | 5 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #112 | delectable catalyst | 5 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1212 | duct tape | 14 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #769 | empty agua de vida bottle | 91 |
| #913 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #147 | figurine of a cold seal | 42 |
| #507 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #695 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #1716 | grue egg | 14 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #457 | hellseal claw | 24 |
| #393 | hellseal whisker | 30 |
| #138 | hobo nickel | 2,178 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #137 | lawn dart | 3 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #35 | pufferfish spine | 33 |
| #1108 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #43 | spectral jelly | 3 |
| #2380 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #46 | sugar shirt | 9 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #601 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #172 | useless powder | 1,136 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #43 | whoopie cushion | 462 |
| #808 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 11 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |