Astralwolf

RankItemQuantity
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#1867Imp Ale1
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#646Knob sausage1
#193Knob stroganoff1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#492Knoll shroomkabob1
#111Knoll stir-fry1
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#1110Meleegra™ pills1
#988Mohawk wig1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#374NG1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#2658Rock Pops1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1105Warm Subject gift certificate1
#477White Citadel burger1
#430White Citadel fries1
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#1061anticheese1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#1106asbestos ore1
#1080asparagus knife1
#769aspirin1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#7427badass belt1
#632balaclava baklava1
#2042ball1
#961barbed-wire fence1
#2128barrrnacle1
#900baseball1
#940bat guano1
#1172batgut1
#1005big red clown nose1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#813black snowcone1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1654blood flower1
#964bloody clown pants1
#621bloody mary1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#877blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#1329bottle of gin1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#1137bowl of cottage cheese1
#1053box1
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#1334boxed wine1
#1380brine1
#1268broken skull1
#957bubbly potion1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#4784candy cane1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#873casino pass1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1063chef's hat1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#689chorizo brownies1
#765chorizo taco1
#985chrome ore1
#1224cocoa egg1
#1139cog1
#248cog and sprocket assembly1
#777cold ninja mask1
#587concentrated magicalness pill1
#864cool whip1
#850cornuthaum1
#1243cranberries1
#706crowbarrr1
#1025daisy1
#964dark potion1
#810decorative fountain1
#591deodorant1
#1622dill1
#1025disease1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#931draggin' ball hat1
#782dried face1
#1140dry noodles1
#1979drywall axe1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#2833eggnog1
#605enchanted bean1
#969evil golden arch1
#402eye-pod1
#1086eyepatch1
#531fairy gravy boat1
#1008fake plastic grass1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#412fermenting powder1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#880fine wine1
#955flaming crutch1
#445flat dough1
#368forest tears1
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#826frilly skirt1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#236fruit bowl1
#1456furry fur1
#1922ghost cucumber1
#982ghuol ears1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1255giant needle1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#896glass of goat's milk1
#1109glowing red eye1
#296gnocchetti di Nietzsche1
#769gnoll lips1
#788gnoll teeth1
#821goat beard1
#846goat cheese1
#784gr8ps1
#773grapefruit1
#828grapes1
#882green balloon1
#841green snowcone1
🥈green traffic cone1
#5338grue egg1
#870guitar pick1
#655hair spray1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#602handsomeness potion1
#1194heavy D1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#892hemp string1
#373henna tattoo1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#995herbs1
#605hermit permit1
#967hill of beans1
#998hot katana blade1
#1287hot wing1
#729hypodermic needle1
#1290ice-cold Sir Schlitz11
#772ice-cold Willer31
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#615icy katana hilt1
#426icy-hot katana1
#739infernal insoles1
#683irate sombrero1
#1194jabañero-flavored chewing gum1
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#543jug-o-magicalness1
#908ketchup hound1
#499kickback cookbook1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#183ladle of mystery1
#633large box1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1295lead necklace1
#897leather mask1
#1233lemon1
#670leotarrrd1
#1007lihc eye1
#624lihc eye pie1
#905lihc face1
#897lime1
#1210lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#870linoleum ore1
#437linoleum staff1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#930long skinny balloon1
#1453loose teeth1
#570lovecat tail1
#2077mafia aria1
#682magicalness-in-a-can1
#677maiden wig1
#836maple syrup1
#709mariachi G-string1
#1086marionette1
#666martini1
#1323marzipan skull1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#693meat from yesterday1
#983meat paste1
#1087meat vortex1
#335meatcar model1
#1204metallic A1
#898mind flayer corpse1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#145moxie magnet1
#963moxie weed1
#690mugcake1
#600mullet wig1
#378mushroom pizza1
#568necklace chain1
#858ninja hot pants1
#262nothing-in-the-box1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#796olive1
#942orange1
#861orange snowcone1
#1171original G1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1890oyster basket1
#1761pail1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#988papaya1
#528papaya sling1
#1565pasta spoon1
#914patchouli incense stick1
#1276penguin skin1
#495petrified time1
#842phat turquoise bead1
#1171phonics down1
#1146photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#1234pickle-flavored chewing gum1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#537piercing post1
#1096pile of candy1
#661pile of jumping beans1
#726pirate pelvis1
#1281plot hole1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#695poutine1
#988pr0n legs1
#2037pretty flower1
#1187procrastination potion1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#890purple snowcone1
#1303rag doll1
#822rat appendix1
#457rat appendix kabob1
#508ratgut1
#961razor-sharp can lid1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#796red pixel1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#845red snowcone1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#774reodorant1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#494roll in the hay1
#143rolling pin1
#856royal jelly1
#1003ruby W1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#1709saucepan1
#589screwdriver1
#1295scroll of drastic healing1
#1113scrumptious reagent1
#1103seal tooth1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#388secret blend of herbs and spices1
#313shaving cream1
#2957shiny ring1
#412shock collar1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#1414skeleton bone1
#438skeleton key ring1
#788skewer1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#590small box1
#803snowboarder pants1
#1348sock monkey1
#522soda water1
#1334soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#1063spices1
#822spiked femur1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1573spooky mushroom1
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#1219spooky stick1
#1064spring1
#853stalk of asparagus1
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#888strawberry1
#465strawberry wine1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#2643stuffing1
#766sucky decal1
#719suntan lotion of moxiousness1
#1296super-spiky hair gel1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#811t8r tots1
#831taco shell1
#1210tamarind-flavored chewing gum1
#351tambourine1
#729tambourine bells1
#322tasket1
#617tassel1
#2033teddy bear1
#1620thin black candle1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#1700tiny house1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#891tires1
#265tisket1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#3157toast1
#545tofu casserole1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#1136tomato1
#2068top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#1791turtle totem1
#107unrolling pin1
#728urinal cake1
#2411valuable trinket1
#321vial of patchouli oil1
#1043viking helmet1
#1642vinegar1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#896vorpal blade1
#1099wad of dough1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#903white balloon1
#740white chocolate chip cookies1
#1104white lightning1
#802white picket fence1
#810white satin pants1
#1059white snake skin1
#815windchimes1
#415wine spritzer1
#1245wolf mask1
#365wooden axe1
#1221wooden block1
#811wooden stakes1
#896worthless gewgaw1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1736yeti fur1
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 500 items total!

what items are this player missing?