#774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
#202 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 33 |
#530 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 3 |
#521 | Cloaca grenade | 29 |
#1039 | Cloaca-Cola | 11 |
#619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
#646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
#391 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
#696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
#608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
#610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
#91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
#436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
#516 | Dyspepsi grenade | 25 |
#1624 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7 |
#564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
#768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
#771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
#573 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
#565 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
#441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
#338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
#753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
#548 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 4 |
#171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
#43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
#51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
#64 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 909 |
#64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
#69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
#211 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 78 |
#601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
#1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
#119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#97 | alphabet gum | 18 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
#451 | aspirin | 2 |
#82 | astral badger | 1 |
#136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
#549 | ball | 11 |
#73 | bazookafish bubble gum | 63 |
#337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
#1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
#1650 | blood flower | 1 |
#2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#713 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
#1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
#383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
#321 | breaded beer | 2 |
#901 | brine | 12 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#2563 | candy cane | 7 |
#227 | centipede eggs | 15 |
#1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
#260 | chewing gum on a string | 59 |
#109 | chocolate box | 1 |
#964 | cocoa egg | 3 |
#508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#1025 | daisy | 1 |
#1263 | doll house | 2 |
#1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#746 | easter egg balloon | 33 |
#897 | eggnog | 17 |
#870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
#49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
#491 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 59 |
#53 | fossilized baboon skull | 12 |
#169 | fossilized bat skull | 4 |
#112 | fossilized demon skull | 5 |
#157 | fossilized limb | 74 |
🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
#250 | fossilized serpent skull | 3 |
#341 | fossilized spike | 12 |
#120 | fossilized spine | 18 |
#80 | fossilized torso | 77 |
#90 | fossilized wing | 44 |
#46 | fossilized wyrm skull | 15 |
#2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
#1141 | ghost cucumber | 21 |
#293 | ghuol egg | 70 |
#101 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 3 |
#2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
#1410 | grue egg | 18 |
#394 | hideous egg | 6 |
#230 | hot egg | 1 |
#18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
#337 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#597 | kite | 12 |
#2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
#47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
#513 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 12 |
#1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
#1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
#49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
#75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
#1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
#131 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 2 |
#257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
#682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
#260 | pet rock | 30 |
#157 | petrified time | 3 |
#330 | phish stick | 3 |
#460 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
#745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
#417 | plastic passion fruit | 3 |
#2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
#2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#128 | puce striped oyster egg | 16 |
#182 | rag doll | 11 |
#1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
#1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
#10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
#567 | rubber emo roe | 56 |
#9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
#693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
#82 | slimy chest | 1 |
#240 | sock monkey | 11 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#73 | squirming egg sac | 196 |
#532 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
#1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
#1309 | stuffed treasure chest | 27 |
#776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
#30 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 2 |
#292 | sugar-coated pine cone | 9 |
#43 | sunken chest | 482 |
#399 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 18 |
#828 | teddy bear | 7 |
#582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
#2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
#2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
#1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
#737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
#2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
#348 | top | 13 |
#280 | toy train | 8 |
#479 | tree skirt | 1 |
#524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
#51 | urinal cake | 1,001 |
#1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
#1348 | yo-yo | 10 |
#607 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |