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RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#113Aluminum Epsilon of Humility3
#850Baron von Ratsworth's monocle14
#65Blue Diamond of Honesty7
#949Bonerdagon necklace10
#984Boss Bat britches13
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1557Codpiece of the Goblin King3
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#399Drowsy Sword47
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
#891Green Clover of Justice2
#1288Iron Beta of Industry2
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#578Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet47
#269Nickel Gamma of Frugality25
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#253Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster14
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1149Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#252Zinc Delta of Tranquility5
#1125anniversary gift box4
#297badass belt129
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#759blue glowstick1
#161bottle of goofballs129
#37bounty-hunting helmet1
#31bounty-hunting pants1
#37bounty-hunting rifle1
#123box of sunshine3,458
#110candy cornucopia1
#1660cheap toaster1
#5chocolate filthy lucre4,026
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#35cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
🥇detour shield1
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#75duct tape sword2
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#617easter egg balloon39
#202enchanted leopard-print barbell14
#107ennui-flavored potato chips532
#157filthy lucre176
#1610flashing novelty button1
#3221fuzzy dice2
#695gearbox necklace1
#302gloomy black mushroom11
#8green candygram167
🥈green traffic cone1
#430grue egg60
#886handful of confetti48
#582ice-cold fotie23
#6lavender candygram139
#31left half of a heart necklace12
#354obsidian dagger46
#28oily golden mushroom11
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#31orange5,000
#5orange candygram752
#153outrageous sombrero1
#293pig-iron bracers1
#307pig-iron helm1
#283pig-iron shinguards1
#8pink candygram115
#132pirate fledges1
#924pork elf goodies sack5
#127radium-flavored potato chips532
#38right half of a heart necklace12
#10rose-colored glasses1
#263rusty chain necklace11
#310sandwich of the gods14
#230sawblade shield14
#704spectre scepter47
🥈speed limit shield1
🥇stained mattress980
#220stainless steel scarf13
#138stainless steel shillelagh17
#221stainless steel skullcap11
#228stainless steel slacks12
#208stainless steel solitaire11
#199stainless steel suspenders16
#58suspicious stocking1
#38sweet nutcracker1
#970tattered paper crown1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
🥉white candygram644
#107wintergreen-flavored potato chips535
#467woven baling wire bracelets2
#357wrench bracelet9
#8yellow candygram408
#740yellow glowstick1
🥇yield shield1

Wow, that's 18,434 items total!

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