| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #113 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #850 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 14 |
| #65 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 7 |
| #949 | Bonerdagon necklace | 10 |
| #984 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1557 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #399 | Drowsy Sword | 47 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #578 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 47 |
| #269 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 25 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #297 | badass belt | 129 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #161 | bottle of goofballs | 129 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #123 | box of sunshine | 3,458 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #5 | chocolate filthy lucre | 4,026 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #617 | easter egg balloon | 39 |
| #202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #107 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 532 |
| #157 | filthy lucre | 176 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #302 | gloomy black mushroom | 11 |
| #8 | green candygram | 167 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #430 | grue egg | 60 |
| #886 | handful of confetti | 48 |
| #582 | ice-cold fotie | 23 |
| #6 | lavender candygram | 139 |
| #31 | left half of a heart necklace | 12 |
| #354 | obsidian dagger | 46 |
| #28 | oily golden mushroom | 11 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #31 | orange | 5,000 |
| #5 | orange candygram | 752 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #8 | pink candygram | 115 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #924 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #127 | radium-flavored potato chips | 532 |
| #38 | right half of a heart necklace | 12 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #263 | rusty chain necklace | 11 |
| #310 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #230 | sawblade shield | 14 |
| #704 | spectre scepter | 47 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | stained mattress | 980 |
| #220 | stainless steel scarf | 13 |
| #138 | stainless steel shillelagh | 17 |
| #221 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #228 | stainless steel slacks | 12 |
| #208 | stainless steel solitaire | 11 |
| #199 | stainless steel suspenders | 16 |
| #58 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| 🥉 | white candygram | 644 |
| #107 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 535 |
| #467 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #357 | wrench bracelet | 9 |
| #8 | yellow candygram | 408 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |