| #320 | "DRINK ME" potion | 42 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #72 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #52 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #61 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 2 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 3 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #27 | Frosty's arm | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #530 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #521 | Instant Karma | 10 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #28 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #23 | Party-in-a-Can™ | 6 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #29 | TRIO cup of beer | 6 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 12 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #717 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #896 | astral mushroom | 4 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #57 | book of facts | 2 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #74 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #78 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #244 | deadly lampshade | 4 |
| #188 | devilish folio | 2 |
| #12 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #240 | extra-greasy slider | 10 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #84 | grimstone mask | 2 |
| #1140 | grue egg | 23 |
| #1125 | handful of confetti | 36 |
| #71 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #34 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #41 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #11 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 4 |
| #37 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 2 |
| #28 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 2 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #43 | party balloon | 7 |
| #47 | party beer bomb | 7 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| #32 | party platter for one | 6 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #79 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #49 | sweet party mix | 6 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #106 | warehouse key | 8 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |