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| #266 | Cloaca grenade | 66 |
| #459 | Cloaca-Cola | 76 |
| #554 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #317 | Dyspepsi grenade | 44 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #226 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #288 | Gummi-Gnauga | 10 |
| #417 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 49 |
| #1297 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 29 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #230 | abandoned candy | 3 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1720 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #429 | ball | 14 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2100 | box of sunshine | 61 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #125 | candy brain | 48 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #653 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #494 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 20 |
| #1358 | clown hammer | 7 |
| #335 | cream pie | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1129 | defective skull | 7 |
| #178 | divine champagne flute | 88 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #187 | empty blowgun | 12 |
| #869 | encoder ring | 7 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1517 | fake fake vomit | 6 |
| #1468 | fake hand | 4 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #790 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #1175 | felt | 7 |
| #1346 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #269 | foie gras | 5 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #235 | googly eye | 62 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #256 | iron pasta spoon | 28 |
| #1437 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #1396 | joybuzzer | 7 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #557 | kneecapping stick | 21 |
| #475 | length of string | 25 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1076 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #128 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 6 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #426 | scroll of pasta summoning | 29 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #45 | sleeping snowy owl | 125 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #490 | stuffed doppelshifter | 28 |
| #3458 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #273 | support cummerbund | 28 |
| #228 | teddy bear | 30 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1063 | top | 4 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1870 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1694 | yellow snowcone | 4 |
| #566 | yo-yo | 50 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |