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| #265 | Cloaca grenade | 66 |
| #459 | Cloaca-Cola | 76 |
| #554 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #488 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #316 | Dyspepsi grenade | 44 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #285 | Gummi-Gnauga | 10 |
| #417 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 49 |
| #1299 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 29 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #228 | abandoned candy | 3 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #428 | ball | 14 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2100 | box of sunshine | 61 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #124 | candy brain | 48 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #654 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #494 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 20 |
| #1359 | clown hammer | 7 |
| #335 | cream pie | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1130 | defective skull | 7 |
| #178 | divine champagne flute | 88 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #187 | empty blowgun | 12 |
| #871 | encoder ring | 7 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1520 | fake fake vomit | 6 |
| #1470 | fake hand | 4 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #269 | foie gras | 5 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #233 | googly eye | 62 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #256 | iron pasta spoon | 28 |
| #1437 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #1397 | joybuzzer | 7 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #556 | kneecapping stick | 21 |
| #475 | length of string | 25 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1076 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #126 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 6 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #426 | scroll of pasta summoning | 29 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #45 | sleeping snowy owl | 125 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #490 | stuffed doppelshifter | 28 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #273 | support cummerbund | 28 |
| #228 | teddy bear | 30 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1697 | yellow snowcone | 4 |
| #565 | yo-yo | 50 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |