| #408 | Crimboween memo | 24 |
| #742 | Daffy Taffy | 37 |
| #540 | FDKOL commendation | 144 |
| #1023 | Feynman gate | 7 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #498 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #16 | candy brain | 1,061 |
| #900 | candy cane | 39 |
| #766 | capacitor relay | 12 |
| #1389 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1589 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #49 | fricasseed brains | 65 |
| #472 | fruitcake | 47 |
| #429 | gingerbread bugbear | 56 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #780 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #773 | iGoogly | 17 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1599 | ion grid | 2 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2372 | killing feather | 4 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1043 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1394 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1404 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1444 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1709 | unstable laser battery | 32 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |