| #409 | Crimboween memo | 24 |
| #742 | Daffy Taffy | 37 |
| #541 | FDKOL commendation | 144 |
| #1025 | Feynman gate | 7 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #499 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #15 | candy brain | 1,061 |
| #900 | candy cane | 39 |
| #767 | capacitor relay | 12 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #49 | fricasseed brains | 65 |
| #472 | fruitcake | 47 |
| #428 | gingerbread bugbear | 56 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #773 | iGoogly | 17 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1446 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1710 | unstable laser battery | 32 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |