| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #20 | Can of Spaghetto | 2 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #10 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 5 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #13 | bindle of joy | 9 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #60 | blob of Alphredo™ | 8 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #177 | boiling seal blood | 10 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #41 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #958 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #65 | chicle de salchicha | 1 |
| #96 | cold seal sweat | 32 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #17 | debonair deboner | 1 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #135 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 9 |
| #154 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 7 |
| #188 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 5 |
| #223 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 3 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #175 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 5 |
| #172 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 6 |
| #142 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 8 |
| #225 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 3 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #134 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 9 |
| #188 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 4 |
| #241 | discocktail | 10 |
| #76 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #109 | foetid seal tear | 56 |
| #88 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 6 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #124 | handful of crafty noodles | 4 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #117 | spirit blanket | 3 |
| #104 | spirit gum | 46 |
| #140 | spirit mattress | 2 |
| #139 | spirit pillow | 2 |
| #44 | spirit sheet | 9 |
| #106 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 5 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #84 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 6 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |