| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1729 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1428 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #2651 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1105 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1668 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1405 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1416 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1273 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #503 | Mad Train wine | 187 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1418 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1525 | Valentine | 6 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #131 | asshat | 30 |
| #5058 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1010 | ball | 5 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #313 | beertini | 6 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #1070 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1702 | box of sunshine | 95 |
| #1819 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1105 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #644 | candied kobold | 4 |
| #2565 | candy cane | 7 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1216 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1180 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #248 | chorizo brownies | 8 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #362 | dirty hobo gloves | 62 |
| #1639 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #423 | enormous belt buckle | 5 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2681 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #820 | furry fur | 32 |
| #3219 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1012 | ion grid | 9 |
| #1081 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1319 | mafia aria | 7 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #16 | mullet wig | 428 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #352 | papaya slung | 4 |
| #227 | penguin skin | 465 |
| #753 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #461 | salty slug | 2 |
| #421 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #928 | spooky felt | 9 |
| #1231 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #625 | spooky stuffing | 9 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1091 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2307 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8169 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4478 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1594 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #263 | yeti fur | 870 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #1863 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |