| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #535 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #149 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #477 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #509 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #520 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #297 | Green Clover of Justice | 7 |
| #137 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #757 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #490 | Instant Karma | 11 |
| #878 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #552 | La Hebilla del CinturĆ³n de Lopez | 2 |
| #528 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyesā¢ contact lenses | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #48 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 95 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #215 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #714 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #497 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #520 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #2343 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1567 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #754 | baggie of powdered sugar | 11 |
| #14 | big slimy cyst | 108 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnƶckered | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #78 | crusty hula hoop | 6 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #745 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #224 | facsimile dictionary | 47 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #284 | handful of confetti | 126 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #565 | heart of the volcano | 12 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeƱo slices | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| š„ | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1422 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| š„ | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| š„ | marinara jug | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #137 | red wagon | 3 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #601 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #53 | slimy alveolus | 35 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #166 | solid gold bowling ball | 110 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| š„ | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #101 | stainless steel scarf | 20 |
| #55 | stainless steel shillelagh | 26 |
| #60 | stainless steel skullcap | 19 |
| #87 | stainless steel slacks | 18 |
| #59 | stainless steel solitaire | 19 |
| #51 | stainless steel suspenders | 35 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1330 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #27 | tiny sombrero | 1 |
| #178 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1542 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #349 | wad of cotton | 9 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| š„ | washboard shield | 1 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |