| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #295 | Green Clover of Justice | 7 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #481 | Instant Karma | 11 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #46 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 95 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #754 | baggie of powdered sugar | 11 |
| #14 | big slimy cyst | 108 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #78 | crusty hula hoop | 6 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #224 | facsimile dictionary | 47 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #280 | handful of confetti | 126 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #563 | heart of the volcano | 12 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #137 | red wagon | 3 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #53 | slimy alveolus | 35 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #164 | solid gold bowling ball | 110 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #101 | stainless steel scarf | 20 |
| #54 | stainless steel shillelagh | 26 |
| #59 | stainless steel skullcap | 19 |
| #88 | stainless steel slacks | 18 |
| #57 | stainless steel solitaire | 19 |
| #52 | stainless steel suspenders | 35 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #27 | tiny sombrero | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #348 | wad of cotton | 9 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |