| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #514 | Angry Farmer candy | 144 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #46 | Cold Hots candy | 1,763 |
| #221 | Crimbo candied pecan | 70 |
| #232 | Crimbo fudge | 74 |
| #237 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 63 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1891 | Crimbuck | 57 |
| #224 | Daffy Taffy | 144 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #229 | Effermint™ tablets | 2 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #50 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #210 | Milk Studs | 16 |
| #250 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #389 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 144 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #352 | Rock Pops | 144 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #53 | Senior Mints | 1,631 |
| #535 | Steal This Candy | 2 |
| #42 | Swizzler | 514 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #20 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 21,528 |
| #1089 | Yummy Tummy bean | 144 |
| #61 | acid-squirting flower | 116 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #235 | bag of W&Ws | 18 |
| #10 | balloon helmet | 103 |
| #25 | balloon monkey | 116 |
| #13 | balloon shield | 35 |
| #20 | balloon sword | 43 |
| #349 | bazookafish bubble gum | 2 |
| #40 | big bass drum | 108 |
| #60 | big red clown nose | 248 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #52 | bloody clown pants | 239 |
| #111 | blue glowstick | 14 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #236 | box of Dweebs | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #73 | can-you-dig-it? | 3 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #551 | chocolate filthy lucre | 3 |
| #387 | clown hammer | 76 |
| #62 | clown shoes | 101 |
| #39 | clown skin | 241 |
| #14 | clown whip | 46 |
| #10 | clown wig | 46 |
| #13 | clownskin belt | 59 |
| #10 | clownskin buckler | 28 |
| #41 | clownskin harness | 14 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #445 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 66 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #77 | foolscap fool's cap | 74 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #213 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 37 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #269 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 27 |
| #35 | long skinny balloon | 362 |
| #333 | marzipan skull | 37 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #68 | oil pan | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #74 | old sweatpants | 871 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #120 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #291 | peppermint tailings | 26 |
| #236 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 34 |
| #214 | pile of candy | 44 |
| #281 | pink glowstick | 8 |
| #1365 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #32 | polka-dot bow tie | 14 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #39 | pulled orange taffy | 136 |
| #39 | pulled violet taffy | 149 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #243 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 32 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #236 | that gum you like | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #496 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #283 | wumpus hair | 5 |