| #594 | Amulet of Yendor | 31 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1168 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #984 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #131 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 6 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #250 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 29 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2226 | badass belt | 23 |
| #501 | bag of airline peanuts | 60 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #64 | blood of the Wereseal | 30 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #1473 | brick | 12 |
| #321 | bunch of bananas | 13 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #54 | cheap wind-up clock | 30 |
| #795 | clown hammer | 30 |
| #1092 | defective skull | 8 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #842 | encoder ring | 8 |
| #731 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 35 |
| #901 | eye of newt | 2 |
| #776 | fake fake vomit | 36 |
| #588 | fake hand | 46 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1411 | grue egg | 18 |
| #467 | jar of swamp gas | 99 |
| #634 | jazz soap | 44 |
| #551 | joybuzzer | 54 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #743 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 36 |
| #244 | magical mystery juice | 57 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #772 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 25 |
| #752 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 36 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1131 | pretty flower | 13 |
| #693 | reodorant | 2 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #958 | rubber emo roe | 26 |
| #874 | salamander spleen | 2 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #1196 | shiny ring | 16 |
| #67 | sinister altar fragment | 6 |
| #1196 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #941 | whoopie cushion | 27 |
| #1016 | wind-up chattering teeth | 23 |
| #856 | x-ray specs | 14 |
| #925 | yellow snowcone | 30 |