| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #336 | Cloaca grenade | 52 |
| #402 | Cloaca-Cola | 96 |
| #554 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #488 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1126 | Daffy Taffy | 19 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #91 | Dyspepsi grenade | 131 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 203 |
| #355 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 9 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #814 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 18 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #660 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #351 | astral mushroom | 29 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1000 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #213 | can of Binarrrca | 50 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #900 | candy cane | 39 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #673 | disassembled clover | 50 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #598 | eggnog | 30 |
| #340 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #351 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 116 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #830 | fat stacks of cash | 5 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #325 | frozen Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #621 | fruitcake | 35 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #552 | gingerbread bugbear | 43 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #405 | iron pasta spoon | 14 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #812 | kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1450 | length of string | 3 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #611 | mafia aria | 32 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #615 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #34 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 5 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #1365 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #14 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 3 |
| #358 | portable corkscrew | 19 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #384 | radium-flavored potato chips | 116 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #913 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #467 | red striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #377 | rice bowl | 4 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #791 | squashed frog | 5 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #969 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #584 | string of green beads | 21 |
| #613 | string of red beads | 19 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #478 | stuffed doppelshifter | 29 |
| #3417 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #514 | support cummerbund | 12 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1010 | tiny house | 50 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #289 | tortoise's blessing | 8 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #857 | twinkly wad | 10 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #362 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 110 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #695 | yo-yo | 37 |
| #320 | zombie pineal gland | 14 |