| #112 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #104 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #105 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #135 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #29 | Aldebaran sardines | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #16 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 1 |
| #63 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #108 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #81 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #112 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #116 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #55 | Bustle Hustler | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #112 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 7 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #47 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 1 |
| #54 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #97 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #86 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 1 |
| #253 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #168 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #122 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 1 |
| #125 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #49 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #43 | Falcon™ Maltese Liquor | 1 |
| #89 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 9 |
| #169 | Fitspiration™ poster | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #135 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #60 | Ghost Dog Chow | 1 |
| #131 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #44 | Handsome Devil | 1 |
| #63 | Hersey™ SMOOCH | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #117 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #232 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #112 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #59 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #29 | Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil | 1 |
| #61 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #83 | Kudzu slaw | 1 |
| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #113 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #84 | Mansquito's blood | 1 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #140 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #55 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #108 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Periodical Paintbrush | 1 |
| #39 | Pneumo bar | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #83 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #138 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #122 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1 |
| #105 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #96 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #229 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #173 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| #65 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #137 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 1 |
| #12 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #12 | Spacegate scientist's insignia | 1 |
| #163 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #33 | Tea, Earl Grey, Hot | 1 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #82 | The Author's inkwell | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #217 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 2 |
| #186 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #15 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #52 | abstraction: certainty | 1 |
| #233 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #122 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| #48 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #96 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #148 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #168 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #111 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #103 | badass pie | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #89 | bag of random words | 1 |
| #85 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 1 |
| #93 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #27 | bastard baster | 1 |
| #115 | batarang | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #154 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #159 | black magic powder | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #192 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #870 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #23 | blue canary nightlight | 1 |
| #151 | blue oyster badge | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #121 | booby trap | 1 |
| #170 | book of matches | 1 |
| #53 | bottle of Crimbognac | 10 |
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| #115 | bottle of Red-Out | 1 |
| #101 | bottled swamp gas | 1 |
| #335 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #849 | box of sunshine | 324 |
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| #234 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #94 | bronze polish | 1 |
| #111 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 1 |
| #115 | bucket of fish juice | 1 |
| #156 | bull blubber | 1 |
| #143 | button rouge | 1 |
| #63 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #73 | can of drain cleaner | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #137 | candy skeleton | 6 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #84 | captured boozles | 1 |
| #94 | carton of gaspers | 1 |
| #260 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #112 | censored can label | 1 |
| #31 | chaos popcorn | 42 |
| #127 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 1 |
| #88 | cheap sunglasses | 2 |
| #81 | child-sized dracula cloak | 1 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #99 | classy monkey | 1 |
| #179 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #121 | coal contact lenses | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #105 | cold mashed potatoes | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #131 | colorful toad | 3 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #97 | compressed air canister | 1 |
| #87 | confiscated cell phone | 1 |
| #124 | conjured ice cream | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #120 | costume rental shop | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #102 | creepy nursery rhyme | 1 |
| #95 | crident | 1 |
| #111 | cube of ectoplasm | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #35 | cuppa Monstrosi tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Wit tea | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #103 | damp bar rag | 1 |
| #140 | dancing fan | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #112 | demonic surgical gloves | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #72 | devil-summoning hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | didgeridooka | 13,273 |
| #92 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #107 | disposable lighter | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #131 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #58 | dorky glasses | 1 |
| #29 | double entendre | 1 |
| #650 | dried face | 2 |
| #82 | drinks tray | 1 |
| #7 | druidic s'more | 4 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #110 | dubious peppermint | 2 |
| #742 | duct tape | 36 |
| #303 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #135 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #36 | eau de mort | 1 |
| #135 | ectoplasm au jus | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #169 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #93 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #157 | electric copperhead potion | 1 |
| #131 | embezzler's oil | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #188 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #64 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #73 | eyebrow lifter | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #117 | filthy armor | 1 |
| #99 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #160 | fire of unknown origin | 1 |
| #218 | fireclutch | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #95 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 1 |
| #162 | flask of rainwater | 1 |
| #198 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #17 | folder (Knight Writer) | 1 |
| #99 | forest spirit rattle | 1 |
| #128 | frog lip-print | 1 |
| #197 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #104 | funky eyepatch | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #130 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #136 | garbage juice slurpee | 1 |
| #104 | gazely stare | 1 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #158 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #146 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #158 | giant neckbeard | 1 |
| #257 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #161 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #123 | ginger snaps | 1 |
| #30 | gingerbread cigarette | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #195 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #187 | glass of warm milk | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #227 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #86 | good ash | 1 |
| #337 | good brain | 1 |
| #91 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #108 | grease trap | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #122 | grey cube | 1 |
| #101 | grimy lab coat | 1 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #106 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #118 | handful of fire | 1 |
| #116 | handful of stubble | 1 |
| #118 | handyman "hand soap" | 1 |
| #110 | haunted flame | 1 |
| #76 | hawkface potion | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #39 | hibiscus petal | 1 |
| #205 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #47 | hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa | 1 |
| #138 | hustler shades | 1 |
| #50 | ice rice | 1 |
| #110 | icy hairspray | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #88 | infrablack lipstick | 1 |
| #92 | invisibility cream | 1 |
| #94 | iron torso box | 1 |
| #215 | janglin' bones | 1 |
| #82 | janitor's mop | 1 |
| #116 | jazzy cigarette holder | 1 |
| #193 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #118 | leather glove | 1 |
| #15 | li'l knight costume | 1 |
| #121 | lint | 3 |
| #1197 | little paper umbrella | 2 |
| #92 | little red .epub file | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #67 | lucky cat statue | 1 |
| #136 | lucky cat's paw | 1 |
| #103 | lump of goofball ore | 1 |
| #110 | lynyrd skin | 1 |
| #163 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 1 |
| #30 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 237 |
| #165 | mana curds | 1 |
| #104 | mercenary headband | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #16 | murderbot mask | 1 |
| #118 | muscle oil | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #61 | nachos of the night | 1 |
| #138 | ninja eyeblack | 1 |
| #130 | ninja fear powder | 1 |
| #14 | noir fedora | 1 |
| #105 | novelty fruit hat | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #106 | oil-filled donut | 1 |
| #115 | one glove | 1 |
| #41 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #212 | open sauce | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #169 | page of the Necrohobocon | 1 |
| #163 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #87 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #169 | perpendicular guano | 1 |
| #55 | personal graffiti kit | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #78 | pickelhaube | 1 |
| #122 | pickpocket protector | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #90 | piggy tattoo | 1 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #201 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #119 | plague pie | 1 |
| #158 | plastic Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #66 | plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #108 | plunge-leg | 1 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #109 | porkpocket | 1 |
| #276 | pretty flower | 707 |
| #166 | punk patch | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #176 | pygmy adder oil | 1 |
| #176 | pygmy dart | 1 |
| #215 | pygmy papers | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #149 | pygmy witchhazel | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #84 | radioactive spider venom | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #118 | red letter | 1 |
| #81 | red-hot jawbreaker | 1 |
| #312 | ribbon candy | 2 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #154 | salt water taffy | 1 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #185 | scrunchie tourniquet | 1 |
| #232 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 1 |
| #201 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #108 | shamanic ham | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #77 | shopkeeper beard | 1 |
| #162 | short deposition | 1 |
| #125 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #10 | signal fragment | 48 |
| #155 | sinister-looking cat | 1 |
| #241 | skelelton spine | 1 |
| #205 | skeletal banana | 1 |
| #99 | skeleton beans | 1 |
| #469 | skeleton bone | 77 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #91 | slap and slap again | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #132 | smellbook | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #182 | smut orc sunglasses | 1 |
| #64 | snake oil | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #135 | space marine flash grenade | 1 |
| #325 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #105 | spare neck bolts | 1 |
| #127 | spicy jerky stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #158 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 1 |
| #123 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #93 | spray chrome | 1 |
| #440 | spray paint | 1 |
| #172 | steampunk potion | 1 |
| #118 | stick-on gnome beard | 1 |
| #731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
| #93 | straw pole | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #189 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #145 | temporary tribal tattoo | 1 |
| #86 | temporary yak tattoo | 1 |
| #101 | the kindest cold cut | 1 |
| #197 | tiny canopic jar | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #85 | tomato soup poster | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #49 | too legit potion | 2 |
| #88 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #22 | tropical island souvenir crate | 7 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #73 | tube of pendulum lube | 1 |
| #80 | tube of villain white | 1 |
| #101 | turtle mud | 1 |
| #183 | una poca de gracia | 1 |
| #138 | unholy water | 1 |
| #67 | unremarkable duffel bag | 1 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #130 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #127 | vial of swamp vapors | 1 |
| #168 | voodoo glowskull | 1 |
| #121 | votive candle | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #86 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 1 |
| #82 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #101 | wind-up ensign | 3 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #73 | worst candy | 1 |
| #74 | wrestling mask | 1 |
| #70 | x-ray mirror | 1 |
| #185 | zombie hollandaise | 1 |