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| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1578 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola | 13 |
| #722 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #445 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #711 | Senior Mints | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #992 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1780 | ghost cucumber | 2 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #1709 | googly eye | 4 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #560 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #721 | length of string | 15 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #879 | metallic A | 8 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1011 | original G | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #564 | tooth | 7 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1549 | vinegar | 2 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #265 | wooden block | 11 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |