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| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #274 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 14 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #1561 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #454 | Dolphin King's crown | 10 |
| #392 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 9 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #369 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #341 | Wand of Nagamar | 16 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #568 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #494 | baconstone | 16 |
| #93 | baconstone pendant | 4 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #1949 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1095 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #867 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1006 | giant discarded plastic fork | 8 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1184 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #504 | hamethyst | 16 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #317 | mushroom fermenting solution | 24 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #691 | pail | 13 |
| #351 | pants of the Slug Lord | 11 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #319 | porquoise | 23 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #374 | rubber axe | 2 |
| #1284 | shiny ring | 14 |
| #296 | small leather glove | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #4323 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |