| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #975 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1793 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #140 | CSA fire-starting kit | 155 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #201 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 12 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #954 | Drowsy Sword | 15 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| 🥈 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1467 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #843 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #30 | Spirit of Christmas | 356 |
| #158 | Spirit of Easter | 7 |
| #139 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 10 |
| #125 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 11 |
| #161 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 6 |
| #534 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #489 | around the world | 1 |
| #2227 | badass belt | 23 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #123 | blue class ring | 35 |
| #5911 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #798 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #852 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #42 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #87 | cheap toaster | 19 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #134 | club sandwich | 2 |
| #188 | corned-beef Reuben | 11 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #1034 | easter egg balloon | 24 |
| #660 | facsimile dictionary | 14 |
| #392 | figurine of a charred seal | 8 |
| #218 | figurine of a cold seal | 30 |
| #449 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | frost-rimed seal hide | 7 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #423 | fuzzy busby | 5 |
| #122 | fuzzy dice | 21 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #42 | giant marshmallow | 12 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #347 | gloomy black mushroom | 9 |
| #98 | green clay bead | 119 |
| #1293 | grue egg | 20 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2126 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #128 | hyperinflated seal lung | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #1081 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #188 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #1379 | old sweatpants | 16 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #109 | pink clay bead | 186 |
| #657 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #100 | purple clay bead | 46 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #121 | red class ring | 154 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #596 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #477 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| #231 | seal-blubber candle | 12 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #253 | sealhide seal doll | 3 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #683 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1611 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #65 | sponge cake | 14 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1714 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #2985 | toast | 3 |
| #124 | vampire glitter | 4 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #129 | white class ring | 90 |
| #115 | wine-soaked bone chips | 9 |
| #527 | wrench bracelet | 5 |