| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #138 | CSA fire-starting kit | 155 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #201 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 12 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #954 | Drowsy Sword | 15 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1462 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #119 | blue class ring | 35 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #86 | cheap toaster | 19 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #133 | club sandwich | 2 |
| #187 | corned-beef Reuben | 11 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #1034 | easter egg balloon | 24 |
| #661 | facsimile dictionary | 14 |
| #394 | figurine of a charred seal | 8 |
| #215 | figurine of a cold seal | 30 |
| #448 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #89 | frost-rimed seal hide | 7 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #421 | fuzzy busby | 5 |
| #122 | fuzzy dice | 21 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #42 | giant marshmallow | 11 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #346 | gloomy black mushroom | 9 |
| #97 | green clay bead | 119 |
| #1292 | grue egg | 20 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #128 | hyperinflated seal lung | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #1082 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #189 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #1371 | old sweatpants | 16 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #108 | pink clay bead | 186 |
| #644 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #99 | purple clay bead | 46 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #115 | red class ring | 154 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #480 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| #229 | seal-blubber candle | 12 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #252 | sealhide seal doll | 3 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #677 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #63 | sponge cake | 13 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2979 | toast | 3 |
| #123 | vampire glitter | 4 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #122 | white class ring | 90 |
| #114 | wine-soaked bone chips | 9 |
| #528 | wrench bracelet | 5 |