| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1031 | CRIMBCO scrip | 55 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1087 | Drowsy Sword | 12 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #610 | Instant Karma | 7 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #109 | Tuesday's ruby | 31 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #83 | box of sunshine | 5,402 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1823 | duct tape | 4 |
| #1164 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #350 | figurine of a charred seal | 9 |
| #279 | figurine of a cold seal | 22 |
| #143 | figurine of a sleek seal | 15 |
| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #140 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 5 |
| #1714 | grue egg | 14 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #920 | hobo nickel | 64 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1269 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #189 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #1468 | old sweatpants | 12 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1801 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |