| #26 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 10 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #149 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 15 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #609 | Feynman gate | 15 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #231 | M-242 | 50 |
| #715 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 10 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #124 | banana cream pie | 5 |
| #500 | banana peel | 3 |
| #158 | banana smoothie | 5 |
| #66 | banana spritzer | 5 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #326 | begpwnia | 3 |
| #345 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 10 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #117 | black velvet box | 5 |
| #236 | blood of the Wereseal | 2 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #153 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 10 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #276 | bungle in the jungle | 3 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #261 | carbon nanotube frame | 50 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #188 | cheap wind-up clock | 3 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #249 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 8 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #353 | computronic processing unit | 10 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1281 | disassembled clover | 5 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #444 | evil googly eye | 10 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #435 | fancy dress ball | 30 |
| #1134 | fire | 3 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #132 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #320 | half-orchid | 3 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1234 | hobo nickel | 3 |
| #588 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #335 | incredibly creepy marionette | 10 |
| #472 | ion grid | 25 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #304 | killer rag doll | 10 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #93 | less-than-three-shaped box | 3 |
| #346 | lesser grodulated violet | 3 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #421 | logic synthesizer | 25 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #559 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 5 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #226 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #84 | outrageous sombrero | 3 |
| #403 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #1154 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #149 | plain brown wrapper | 5 |
| #1010 | possessed top | 5 |
| #690 | prehistoric spear | 5 |
| #355 | quantum polarity inducer | 10 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #434 | rag doll | 5 |
| #534 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 15 |
| #240 | recursive spline reticulator | 15 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #418 | [2108]rock | 10 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1179 | scroll of drastic healing | 3 |
| #175 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 25 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #225 | snake | 49 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #218 | sparkler | 50 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #170 | stick | 15 |
| #383 | stick of "gum" | 5 |
| #281 | stick-on-a-string | 15 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #339 | stringy sinew | 30 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #230 | stuffed alien blob | 25 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #374 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #189 | stuffed ninja snowman | 35 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #226 | stuffed yo-yo | 3 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #349 | tin magnolia | 3 |
| #98 | tin star | 3 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #723 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 5 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #253 | tooth | 15 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #977 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #1277 | tree-eating kite | 15 |
| #171 | tulip | 4 |
| #554 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #366 | upsy daisy | 3 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #236 | wheel | 15 |
| #538 | white balloon | 3 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |