| 🥇 | Bohemian rhapsody | 13,767 |
| #6 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 4 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #5 | White Citadel burger | 10,830 |
| #5 | White Citadel fries | 10,718 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #350 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1010 | ball | 5 |
| #128 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #383 | centipede eggs | 6 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #276 | doll house | 20 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #323 | duck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #160 | empty blowgun | 15 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #34 | extra-greasy slider | 112 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| 🥇 | ga-ga radio | 69,284 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #896 | googly eye | 13 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #114 | hot egg | 2 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #398 | length of string | 30 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #11 | missing semicolon | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #522 | pet rock | 15 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #263 | pork elf goodies sack | 29 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #144 | rag doll | 13 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #85 | sock monkey | 26 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #472 | teddy bear | 14 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #766 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 10 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #441 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 10 |
| #546 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 13 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #501 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 9 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #561 | tiny plastic Felonia | 8 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 12 |
| #944 | tiny plastic Hellion | 8 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 10 |
| #639 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 7 |
| #498 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 14 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 13 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 10 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #930 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #407 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 17 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #946 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #658 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 11 |
| #734 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 10 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #725 | tiny plastic blooper | 10 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #532 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 13 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #671 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #658 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 11 |
| #944 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #501 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 14 |
| #385 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 17 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #678 | tiny plastic goth giant | 11 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #443 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 15 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #375 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 18 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #415 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 16 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #962 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #625 | tiny plastic scary clown | 12 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #411 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 16 |
| #948 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #711 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 10 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #592 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 12 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #646 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 11 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #611 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #1444 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #829 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 9 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #401 | top | 11 |
| #228 | toy soldier | 8 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #469 | toy wheel | 20 |
| #120 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #95 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #495 | yo-yo | 61 |
| #554 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |