| 🥇 | Bohemian rhapsody | 13,767 |
| #6 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 4 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #5 | White Citadel burger | 10,830 |
| #5 | White Citadel fries | 10,718 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #348 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1008 | ball | 5 |
| #131 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #384 | centipede eggs | 6 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #277 | doll house | 20 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #323 | duck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #160 | empty blowgun | 15 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #32 | extra-greasy slider | 112 |
| #1175 | felt | 7 |
| 🥇 | ga-ga radio | 69,284 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #896 | googly eye | 13 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #115 | hot egg | 2 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #398 | length of string | 30 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #11 | missing semicolon | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #521 | pet rock | 15 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #265 | pork elf goodies sack | 29 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #145 | rag doll | 13 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #694 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #84 | sock monkey | 26 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #472 | teddy bear | 14 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #767 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 10 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #798 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #443 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 10 |
| #548 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 13 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #501 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 9 |
| #1988 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #563 | tiny plastic Felonia | 8 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #590 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 12 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Hellion | 8 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 10 |
| #640 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 7 |
| #498 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 14 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 13 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 10 |
| #790 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #932 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #409 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 17 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #948 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #1664 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #660 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 11 |
| #734 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 10 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2258 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #725 | tiny plastic blooper | 10 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #531 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 13 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #759 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #942 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #672 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #659 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 11 |
| #946 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #501 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 14 |
| #385 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 17 |
| #2029 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #678 | tiny plastic goth giant | 11 |
| #2226 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #443 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 15 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #375 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 18 |
| #1812 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #2519 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #414 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 16 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #963 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #625 | tiny plastic scary clown | 12 |
| #1319 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #411 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 16 |
| #952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #713 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 10 |
| #2560 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #593 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 12 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #744 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #647 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 11 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #612 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #831 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 9 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #403 | top | 11 |
| #228 | toy soldier | 8 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #469 | toy wheel | 20 |
| #122 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #96 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #495 | yo-yo | 61 |
| #556 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |