| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #830 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #589 | Cold Hots candy | 7 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #1603 | Daffy Taffy | 6 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #1499 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 21 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1691 | Rock Pops | 16 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #1358 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #2405 | Yummy Tummy bean | 13 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #498 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #464 | dance card | 2 |
| #605 | dehydrated caviar | 2 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #1512 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #810 | grouchy restless spirit | 3 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1083 | handful of hand chalk | 4 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #593 | old leather wallet | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2137 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |