| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #588 | Cold Hots candy | 7 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #1603 | Daffy Taffy | 6 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #1501 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 21 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1693 | Rock Pops | 16 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #2407 | Yummy Tummy bean | 13 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #499 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #464 | dance card | 2 |
| #603 | dehydrated caviar | 2 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1437 | eggnog | 7 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #1513 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #807 | grouchy restless spirit | 3 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1079 | handful of hand chalk | 4 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #593 | old leather wallet | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2133 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |