| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2547 | badass belt | 19 |
| #1293 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #3116 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1188 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #1329 | clown hammer | 8 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1358 | defective skull | 2 |
| #242 | disturbing fanfic | 772 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1167 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #1039 | fake hand | 14 |
| #599 | felt | 15 |
| #1149 | furry fur | 8 |
| #262 | furry pants | 2 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #435 | googly eye | 31 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1546 | grue egg | 16 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1495 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #556 | leather chaps | 2 |
| #587 | leather mask | 4 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #517 | length of string | 22 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #295 | long-stemmed rose | 6 |
| #1381 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 8 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1324 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 9 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1383 | rubber emo roe | 9 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #377 | stuffing | 24 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1235 | thin black candle | 11 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #310 | tortoise's blessing | 7 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #346 | toy wheel | 27 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1558 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #1079 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1697 | yellow snowcone | 4 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |