| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1398 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #1244 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2255 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1914 | Valentine | 3 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #408 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2548 | badass belt | 19 |
| #1291 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #1031 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #3125 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #1327 | clown hammer | 8 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1355 | defective skull | 2 |
| #242 | disturbing fanfic | 772 |
| #906 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1937 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1502 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1164 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #1035 | fake hand | 14 |
| #601 | felt | 15 |
| #1148 | furry fur | 8 |
| #265 | furry pants | 2 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #439 | googly eye | 31 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1549 | grue egg | 16 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1494 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #558 | leather chaps | 2 |
| #589 | leather mask | 4 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #517 | length of string | 22 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #295 | long-stemmed rose | 6 |
| #1379 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 8 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1322 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 9 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1813 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1384 | rubber emo roe | 9 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1282 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #944 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1107 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #378 | stuffing | 24 |
| #1190 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1234 | thin black candle | 11 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #310 | tortoise's blessing | 7 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #347 | toy wheel | 27 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1556 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1676 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #1079 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #744 | wooden block | 3 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1692 | yellow snowcone | 4 |
| #1885 | yo-yo | 3 |