| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1397 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1262 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #1241 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #1071 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2254 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1912 | Valentine | 3 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2548 | badass belt | 19 |
| #1292 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #3120 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #1328 | clown hammer | 8 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1356 | defective skull | 2 |
| #242 | disturbing fanfic | 772 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1503 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1165 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #1035 | fake hand | 14 |
| #601 | felt | 15 |
| #1149 | furry fur | 8 |
| #264 | furry pants | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #438 | googly eye | 31 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1548 | grue egg | 16 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1494 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #558 | leather chaps | 2 |
| #588 | leather mask | 4 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #517 | length of string | 22 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #295 | long-stemmed rose | 6 |
| #1379 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 8 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1323 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 9 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1811 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1385 | rubber emo roe | 9 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #943 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1703 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #377 | stuffing | 24 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1234 | thin black candle | 11 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #310 | tortoise's blessing | 7 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #347 | toy wheel | 27 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1556 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1676 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #1079 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #744 | wooden block | 3 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1694 | yellow snowcone | 4 |
| #1885 | yo-yo | 3 |