| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Bjorn's Hammer | 56 |
| #9 | Boris's key lime pie | 191 |
| #340 | Boris's ring | 5 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #685 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #19 | Groll doll | 280 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #193 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #312 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 10 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1023 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #669 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #668 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #21 | chintzy seal pendant | 78 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #12 | figurine of a charred seal | 88 |
| #199 | figurine of a cold seal | 32 |
| #47 | figurine of a sleek seal | 36 |
| #114 | figurine of a slippery seal | 16 |
| #298 | figurine of a stinking seal | 7 |
| #102 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 12 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #13 | guitar pick | 3,358 |
| #185 | hellseal claw | 163 |
| #156 | hellseal whisker | 152 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #387 | seal tooth | 32 |
| #226 | seal-blubber candle | 13 |
| #393 | seal-clubbing club | 87 |
| #230 | seal-skull helmet | 75 |
| #677 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1006 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #134 | stuffed angry cow | 221 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #446 | torn hellseal sinew | 7 |
| #70 | viking helmet | 274 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |