| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #898 | M-242 | 4 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #417 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 6 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1343 | Valentine | 9 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #204 | arrow'd heart balloon | 3 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1146 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1108 | carbon nanotube frame | 7 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #211 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #1970 | killing feather | 20 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #353 | party hat | 7 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2199 | rogue swarmer | 21 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1913 | sawblade fragment | 27 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #968 | snake | 2 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1174 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #1007 | spooky length of string | 9 |
| #814 | spooky shrunken head | 4 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #700 | spooky toy wheel | 7 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #779 | stick-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #779 | synthetic stuffing | 5 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1476 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |