| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #865 | Amulet of Yendor | 14 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #127 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 21 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #57 | Blood Light | 55 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #195 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 10 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1001 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #269 | Ecto-Cooler | 4 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #84 | FDKOL commendation | 8,556 |
| #206 | FDKOL hotcakes | 20 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #180 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #56 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #48 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 5 |
| #120 | Kissin' Cousins | 6 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #437 | NPZR chemistry set | 5 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #198 | O'RLY manual | 2 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #96 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #439 | Silver Bullet beer | 3 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #152 | Tales from the Fireside | 6 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #124 | The Cooler Out of Space | 24 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #45 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #58 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 2 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #716 | baggie of powdered sugar | 13 |
| #234 | black snowcone | 16 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #106 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #788 | corpse on the beach | 6 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1025 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #614 | corrupted data | 6 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #54 | drop of water-37 | 276 |
| #336 | drum of pomade | 2 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #262 | extra-greasy slider | 9 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #733 | forbidden sausage | 2 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #240 | frozen banquet | 10 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #121 | ghost protocol | 6 |
| #265 | ghost trap | 4 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #256 | guy made of bee pollen | 12 |
| #183 | handful of honey | 45 |
| #85 | handful of numbers | 4 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #467 | jerky coins | 42 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #371 | mafia aria | 66 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #33 | molten brick | 274 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #106 | mushroom fermenting solution | 66 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #353 | pile of gold coins | 3 |
| #16 | queen cookie | 164 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #369 | royal jelly | 23 |
| #313 | s'more | 15 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #108 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #103 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #150 | smoking grass | 615 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #38 | spectral pickle | 635 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #65 | your own black heart | 12 |