| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #915 | Feynman gate | 9 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1081 | capacitor relay | 7 |
| #1389 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1350 | fire | 2 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #516 | googly eye | 26 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #466 | iGoogly | 46 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1060 | ion grid | 8 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #447 | length of string | 27 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #974 | logic synthesizer | 8 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #1228 | monomolecular yo-yo | 11 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #463 | nanofiber cloth | 11 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #205 | orange glowstick | 10 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1172 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #2678 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #785 | stick | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1708 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #640 | stuffing | 14 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #309 | synthetic stuffing | 34 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #364 | theoretical string | 43 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1519 | toast | 251 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #350 | toy hoverpad | 45 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #400 | toy wheel | 23 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #262 | turtle totem | 205 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #550 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |