| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #917 | Feynman gate | 9 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1081 | capacitor relay | 7 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #511 | googly eye | 26 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #466 | iGoogly | 46 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1061 | ion grid | 8 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #447 | length of string | 27 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #975 | logic synthesizer | 8 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1226 | monomolecular yo-yo | 11 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #463 | nanofiber cloth | 11 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #205 | orange glowstick | 10 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #783 | stick | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #638 | stuffing | 14 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #309 | synthetic stuffing | 34 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #365 | theoretical string | 43 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1509 | toast | 251 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #352 | toy hoverpad | 45 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #399 | toy wheel | 23 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #259 | turtle totem | 205 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |