| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #53 | Inner Truth | 5 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #583 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 7 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #173 | chakra sludge | 5 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #381 | crystalline cheer | 50 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #317 | eldritch effluvium | 10 |
| #134 | eldritch ichor | 5 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #50 | hushed puppy | 5 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #176 | negative lump | 300 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #433 | rag doll | 5 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #121 | silent I | 4 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #112 | silent L | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #41 | spiritual eggnog | 5 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #131 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 5 |
| #136 | stale cheer wine | 5 |
| #1585 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1604 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #896 | toy jet pack | 7 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #51 | transparent nog | 5 |
| #1711 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #73 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |