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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1359 | Yummy Tummy bean | 100 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #728 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #747 | black striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #999 | blood flower | 4 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #607 | dwarf bread | 6 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
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| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #679 | frilly skirt | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1076 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #450 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #159 | pasta spoon | 297 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #548 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #86 | ridiculously huge sword | 213 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #168 | saucepan | 430 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #444 | tassel | 2 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1965 | valuable trinket | 7 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #142 | volleyball | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |