| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #1275 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2204 | Crimbuck | 20 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #10 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 9 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #247 | bottle of goofballs | 91 |
| #251 | box of sunshine | 1,680 |
| #16 | buckyball | 753 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #1025 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #608 | elven cellocello | 28 |
| #117 | elven suicide capsule | 66 |
| #248 | empty blowgun | 10 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1698 | fancy chocolate car | 4 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2192 | grue egg | 10 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #743 | herringcello | 24 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #90 | loaded serum blowgun | 38 |
| #252 | love song of vague ambiguity | 5 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #100 | monomolecular yo-yo | 578 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #189 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #7 | party hat | 10,000 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #403 | penguin focaccia bread | 32 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #4 | spectral pickle | 3,330 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2025 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2010 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #226 | stuffed doppelshifter | 68 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #120 | stuffed gray blob | 357 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #52 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 334 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #368 | throwing wrench | 10 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 15 |
| #457 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 15 |
| #391 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #394 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 11 |
| #319 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 20 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #437 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 10 |
| #430 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 37 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #233 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 38 |
| #304 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 30 |
| #249 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 11 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Felonia | 12 |
| #723 | tiny plastic G Imp | 10 |
| #205 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 30 |
| #391 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 17 |
| #411 | tiny plastic Hellion | 17 |
| #328 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 20 |
| #496 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 9 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 17 |
| #270 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 23 |
| #326 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 20 |
| #389 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 17 |
| #271 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 24 |
| #328 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 20 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 17 |
| #390 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 17 |
| #168 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 23 |
| #241 | tiny plastic The Man | 16 |
| #309 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 22 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 9 |
| #362 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 18 |
| #198 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 17 |
| #364 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 19 |
| #290 | tiny plastic angry goat | 51 |
| #658 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 11 |
| #320 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 21 |
| #290 | tiny plastic astronomer | 22 |
| #413 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 38 |
| #300 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 48 |
| #328 | tiny plastic beanbat | 20 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #382 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 39 |
| #243 | tiny plastic blooper | 25 |
| #226 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 28 |
| #274 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 22 |
| #331 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 44 |
| #439 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 35 |
| #395 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 11 |
| #652 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 11 |
| #284 | tiny plastic demoninja | 22 |
| #464 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 10 |
| #279 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 23 |
| #260 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 23 |
| #451 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 15 |
| #277 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 23 |
| #279 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 22 |
| #424 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 36 |
| #242 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 57 |
| #338 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 44 |
| #401 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 17 |
| #678 | tiny plastic goth giant | 11 |
| #353 | tiny plastic grue | 42 |
| #409 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 16 |
| #695 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #333 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 45 |
| #407 | tiny plastic killer bee | 38 |
| #196 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 31 |
| #325 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 45 |
| #267 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 55 |
| #217 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 27 |
| #328 | tiny plastic mosquito | 46 |
| #255 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 26 |
| #237 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 15 |
| #357 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 44 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #373 | tiny plastic scary clown | 18 |
| #184 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 19 |
| #197 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 31 |
| #249 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 26 |
| #270 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 23 |
| #393 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 39 |
| #252 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 25 |
| #385 | tiny plastic stab bat | 40 |
| #330 | tiny plastic star starfish | 45 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #231 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 36 |
| #403 | tiny plastic taco cat | 17 |
| #251 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 24 |
| #214 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 17 |
| #376 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #187 | tiny plastic warwelf | 31 |
| #317 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 21 |
| #335 | tiny plastic zmobie | 19 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |