| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #60 | Angelhair Culottes | 12 |
| #100 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 9 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1518 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1417 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1210 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #111 | Colander of Em-er'il | 13 |
| #347 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 18 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #604 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1218 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #19 | New Age healing crystal | 3,005 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1972 | badass belt | 27 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #640 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #796 | disassembled clover | 31 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #703 | green clay bead | 6 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #2480 | grue egg | 8 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #2125 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #153 | macaroni duck | 11 |
| #444 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #908 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #1515 | old sweatpants | 11 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1367 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #181 | stainless steel solitaire | 12 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |