| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #61 | Angelhair Culottes | 12 |
| #98 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 9 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #111 | Colander of Em-er'il | 13 |
| #347 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 18 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1215 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #19 | New Age healing crystal | 3,005 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1974 | badass belt | 27 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #632 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #795 | disassembled clover | 31 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #694 | green clay bead | 6 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #2474 | grue egg | 8 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #149 | macaroni duck | 11 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #911 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #1510 | old sweatpants | 11 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1360 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #180 | stainless steel solitaire | 12 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |