| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #851 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 14 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #1922 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1793 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #119 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #528 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #240 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 10 |
| #1822 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1105 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2770 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #842 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #662 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1607 | badass belt | 34 |
| #1024 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #465 | black spot | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #624 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2357 | box of sunshine | 49 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #319 | cheap toaster | 7 |
| #665 | cherry | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #768 | easter egg balloon | 32 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1306 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #779 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #1075 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #271 | fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #444 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1069 | grue egg | 25 |
| #3459 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #989 | hobo nickel | 36 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2265 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #866 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2776 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #798 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #252 | wumpus hair | 6 |