| #1051 | Ent cider | 2 |
| #21 | Hatorade | 50 |
| #414 | Imp Ale | 431 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #411 | Mad Train wine | 243 |
| #916 | Meleegra™ pills | 3 |
| #45 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 3 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #21 | Woldo trading card | 7 |
| #170 | aspirin | 5 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #129 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #801 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #138 | bloody beer | 287 |
| #120 | blue paisley oyster egg | 23 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #580 | blue striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #2099 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1925 | candy cane | 13 |
| #1216 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #379 | chewing gum on a string | 22 |
| #95 | cold ninja mask | 47 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #790 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #222 | felt | 36 |
| #72 | frigid ninja stars | 814 |
| #216 | frozen nunchaku | 16 |
| #1272 | fruitcake | 12 |
| #1321 | ghost cucumber | 12 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #825 | googly eye | 15 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #2479 | grue egg | 8 |
| #138 | guano coffee cup | 31 |
| #13 | hot katana blade | 4,921 |
| #316 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 541 |
| #377 | ice-cold Willer | 119 |
| #161 | ice-cold fotie | 323 |
| #229 | ice-cold six-pack | 62 |
| #5 | icy katana hilt | 497 |
| #17 | icy-hot katana | 409 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #426 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #190 | leaflet | 7 |
| #566 | length of string | 20 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #727 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #802 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #4 | ninja hot pants | 4,072 |
| #340 | ninja mop | 5 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #31 | pants kit | 51 |
| #249 | papaya | 99 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #410 | puce plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #549 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #760 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #311 | red paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #299 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 7 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #829 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #436 | stuffed can of asparagus | 10 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #254 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #333 | stuffing | 27 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #7 | sweet ninja sword | 11,090 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #10 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 120 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #20 | tiny ninja sword | 100 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| 🥉 | tires | 95,509 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #315 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #47 | vial of patchouli oil | 42 |
| #1105 | vinegar | 15 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #160 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #238 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 22 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1511 | yo-yo | 7 |