| #1051 | Ent cider | 2 |
| #21 | Hatorade | 50 |
| #411 | Imp Ale | 431 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #409 | Mad Train wine | 243 |
| #916 | Meleegra™ pills | 3 |
| #45 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 3 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #21 | Woldo trading card | 7 |
| #170 | aspirin | 5 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #128 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #800 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #138 | bloody beer | 287 |
| #120 | blue paisley oyster egg | 23 |
| #838 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #580 | blue striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #2099 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #5906 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1925 | candy cane | 13 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #380 | chewing gum on a string | 22 |
| #96 | cold ninja mask | 47 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #221 | felt | 36 |
| #70 | frigid ninja stars | 814 |
| #216 | frozen nunchaku | 16 |
| #1272 | fruitcake | 12 |
| #1321 | ghost cucumber | 12 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #825 | googly eye | 15 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #2474 | grue egg | 8 |
| #138 | guano coffee cup | 31 |
| #13 | hot katana blade | 4,921 |
| #316 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 541 |
| #376 | ice-cold Willer | 119 |
| #161 | ice-cold fotie | 323 |
| #228 | ice-cold six-pack | 62 |
| #5 | icy katana hilt | 497 |
| #17 | icy-hot katana | 409 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #426 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #189 | leaflet | 7 |
| #566 | length of string | 20 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #726 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #4 | ninja hot pants | 4,072 |
| #340 | ninja mop | 5 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #31 | pants kit | 51 |
| #248 | papaya | 99 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #410 | puce plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #548 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #311 | red paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #299 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 7 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #435 | stuffed can of asparagus | 10 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #254 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #333 | stuffing | 27 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #7 | sweet ninja sword | 11,090 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #10 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 120 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #20 | tiny ninja sword | 100 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| 🥉 | tires | 95,509 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #47 | vial of patchouli oil | 42 |
| #1105 | vinegar | 15 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #159 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #238 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 22 |
| #879 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1512 | yo-yo | 7 |